# What goes best on saltines?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-best-on-saltines/938446>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [March 22, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-best-on-saltines/938446 "2021-03-22T17:58:55Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-best-on-saltines/938446/102 "2021-03-31T23:25:31Z")

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Yep, those are the best. Or Tiny Tots.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-best-on-saltines/938446/103 "2021-03-31T23:29:05Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I’ve also never gone bowling

With the right people, about once a decade, this can be fun. I enjoy it most with a tweenager.

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**Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-best-on-saltines/938446/104 "2021-03-31T23:58:16Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Is this dry, right out of the box?

Yep - as a sort of spice thing.  
Bowling and property damage can go hand in hand in the right hands.  
::raises hand::

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