# What goes ribbit ribbit ribbit? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343 "2004-03-20T03:31:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/1 "2004-03-20T03:31:02Z")
[A three headed frog.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/3534361.stm) I think the ecosystem is trying to tell us something. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/2 "2004-03-20T03:44:52Z")
Hmpf I thought it would be a dead frog. Because he croaked, you see? ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/3 "2004-03-20T04:13:18Z")
I wonder if the frogs argue. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/4 "2004-03-20T04:29:50Z")
\“Let’s have tea, and _THEN_ kill him.”\ What really amazes me is how normally-formed the heads appear to be. A human with multiple bits of anything is usually rather heavily disfigured… ---
**Author:** ![Dogface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Dogface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogface)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/5 "2004-03-20T15:35:05Z")
It’s a hoax: [http://www.raygirvan.co.uk/apoth/trifrog.htm](http://www.raygirvan.co.uk/apoth/trifrog.htm) So which is worse, dishonest environmentalists who perpetrate the hoax or scaremongering environmentalists who perpetuate it? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/6 "2004-03-20T16:41:39Z")
Wait…so the whole thing is really a frog orgy? Joke…over…load…must…contain…contrrrrr… **BWAHAHAHAHAHA** 😃 “FROGS GONE WILD” Caught on tape! What’s green and horny? Wait, wait…what’s green, horny **and** has 3 heads? Wouldn’t Ms. Piggy be upset! or aroused? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/7 "2004-03-20T17:40:51Z")
_What do you have when you hold two little green balls in your hand?_ Kermit’s attention! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/8 "2004-03-21T00:17:38Z")
Cerberus, dreaded guardian of the Outer Swamps of Hell. Out of frame is the sign over his sentry post… “Abandon Hop, All Ye Who Enter.” ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/9 "2004-03-21T02:50:01Z")
Well, I’m glad it’s a hoax. Maybe my thread should be titled, “What goes ribbit ribbit ribbit OH GOD OH GOD I’M COMING ribbit?” Too bad, though. Blinky the three eyed fish could have someone to play with. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/10 "2004-03-21T04:01:32Z")
What do you call a hooker frog? a prostitoad! ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/11 "2004-03-21T13:39:04Z")
What was the joke about something green that smells like bacon and the answer was Kermit’s finger? It was something like that and I can’t remember it now… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-ribbit-ribbit-ribbit/235343/12 "2004-03-21T17:41:25Z")
I was going to say a rabbit with a frog in its throat, but Screechowl and harmless made me laugh hysterically. I can’t beat that. 🙂