# What goes well with beige jeans? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195 "2011-09-04T22:58:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/21 "2011-09-06T00:36:59Z")
For me it’s usually spaghetti sauce, although occasionally, mustard. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/22 "2011-09-06T00:37:41Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > What goes well with beige jeans? > > Mayonnaise, Barry Manilow, and a Toyota Corolla. :dubious: You got something against mayonnaise? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/23 "2011-09-06T01:04:20Z")
> [@leahcim](#): > > Hmmm. I am mixing beige with grey as we speak… And somewhere Jesus is killing a kitten. > [@leahcim](#): > > My complexion is white. Like, Scandinavian corpse who wears SPF50 and spends a lot of time indoors white. Which is part of the reason why avoiding the “wall of white” effect in my clothing is so important. Me, too–I make Queen Elizabeth look Third World. But I have a pinkish-white tint, so my complexion picks up red and reflects it. Blues and violets looks best on me, or darker jewel tones. It’s all trial and error! ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/24 "2011-09-06T01:19:16Z")
Er…a trash can. Possibly a dark colored shirt, but it really depends on the jeans. But for Heaven’s sake, if you do wear a dark shirt with them, do not pair it with a jacket because you’ll look like Michael Kors. Actually, I really don’t know why any man would wear beige jeans. ---
**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/25 "2011-09-06T03:05:55Z")
> [@CitizenPained](#): > > Er…a trash can. I tried that, but it was kind of heavy and I really needed to cut some eye-holes. Would a garbage bag work? They’re a lot easier to work with. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/26 "2011-09-06T06:11:57Z")
I like medium to light greens with beige. Since they’re beige/gray, for a classy look I’d go with dark gray or black. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-goes-well-with-beige-jeans/595195/27 "2011-09-06T06:41:00Z")
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