# What good deed are you going to do today?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-good-deed-are-you-going-to-do-today/611457>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 1, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-good-deed-are-you-going-to-do-today/611457 "2012-02-01T20:44:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-good-deed-are-you-going-to-do-today/611457/1 "2012-02-01T20:44:55Z")

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Me, I’m going to hop in my car and find a jogger. Then I’m going to drive real slowly behind them while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” to give them some motivation.

So what good deed are you going to do today?

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-good-deed-are-you-going-to-do-today/611457/2 "2012-02-01T21:10:42Z")

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A friend of mine has a bad cough. I’m going to cook a meal for them and mix in a whole pack of laxatives. After that, they might cough once, but I bet they won’t cough again.