# What google ads will appear below this post?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495>\
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**Created:** [December 17, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495 "2006-12-17T09:42:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/1 "2006-12-17T09:42:59Z")

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prison pork pez candy headache

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/2 "2006-12-17T09:44:43Z")

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[QUOTE=JillGat]  
prison pork pez candy headache  
[/QUOTE]

Nothing but “criminal records searches.”

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**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/3 "2006-12-17T13:47:37Z")

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pez candy pez candy pez candy pez candy pez candy pez candy

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**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/4 "2006-12-17T13:49:06Z")

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I got " Anxiety Information  
Learn about Anxiety, including  
symptoms and treatment options."

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/5 "2006-12-18T01:02:19Z")

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Pizza pizza pizza pizza. Pepperoni mushroom sausage.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/6 "2006-12-18T01:03:41Z")

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Wow. How did that bring out “Fighting Poverty” “Find Development Jobs” “Sierrs Leone Ringtone” and “God’s love transforms” ads?

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/7 "2006-12-18T01:08:43Z")

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You’s guys are silly.

HERBAL ERECTION NAZI

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/8 "2006-12-18T01:16:53Z")

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“Find the right attorney”. Presumably that’s because of “prison” and not “headache” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/9 "2006-12-18T01:29:05Z")

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“NEXT GENERATION” GRAVITY BINS: made of polycarbonate, a fully recyclable non-porous plastic, which does not crack.

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Very useful - but not so convenient since the manufacturer is in the US.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/10 "2006-12-18T01:34:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Cunctator]  
“NEXT GENERATION” GRAVITY BINS: made of polycarbonate, a fully recyclable non-porous plastic, which does not crack.

…

Very useful - but not so convenient since the manufacturer is in the US.  
[/QUOTE]

Apparently we broke it- I have a “page not found” error.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/11 "2006-12-18T05:11:44Z")

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[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]  
Apparently we broke it- I have a “page not found” error.  
[/QUOTE]

Not so- I see an ad for “Disney family vacations”

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/12 "2006-12-18T05:14:34Z")

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vomit pooper scooper erectile dysfunction democrats

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/13 "2006-12-18T05:16:05Z")

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That gets us to “Services for the homeless.”

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/14 "2006-12-18T07:54:59Z")

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The Next Generation [Gravity Bin](http://www.bestbins.com/).

It’s bulletproof.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/15 "2006-12-18T08:09:44Z")

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erudite pumpkin crow leprechaun nose plumber asphalt

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/16 "2006-12-18T08:10:46Z")

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Tips for a great holiday indeed.

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/17 "2006-12-18T10:36:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Chez Guevara]  
The Next Generation [Gravity Bin](http://www.bestbins.com/).

It’s bulletproof.  
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Looks cool…I hate seeing people store coffee in those things though…Coffee goes stale fast enough without that.

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/18 "2006-12-18T12:36:52Z")

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I got:  
Candy Bin - “the ultimate bulk food dispenser”  
Pez Espada Torremolinos - a hotel in Spain  
and  
Criminal Record Search…

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/19 "2006-12-18T14:43:39Z")

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I’m getting “Find the Right Attorney.”

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**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-google-ads-will-appear-below-this-post/384495/20 "2006-12-18T16:16:07Z")

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JACKPOT! Finally

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>
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