# What growth abnormality did this person have? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [July 16, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425 "2012-07-16T18:09:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/21 "2012-07-17T03:45:47Z")
> [@pdunderhill](#): > > Well if you are talking about a fellow human please treat others with more respect. Finally, I have something on Kurt Vonnegut to inspire righteous indignation. \*At last! \* He once wrote, “Who was the wisest person I ever met? It was man, but of course it needn’t have been.” What a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/22 "2012-07-17T04:21:38Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > What’re we supposed to call it then? The _derriere_? The _posterior?_ The _heiny_? What _is_ the enlightened designation for booty? Reminds me - yesterday we went to the local ice arena to escape the heat. The stall doors and latches in the bathroom all had a logo on them “Hiny-Hiders.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/23 "2012-07-17T07:55:19Z")
[QUOTE=TruCelt] {snip} The stall doors and latches in the bathroom all had a logo on them “Hiny-Hiders.” 😃 [/QUOTE] Top Ten Names They Almost Called “Hiny-Hiders”: 10) Prat Protector 9) Derriere Disguiser 8) Fanny Façade 7) Rump Red-herring 6) Can-in-the-Can 5) Glute-Guarder 4) Ass-masker 3) Keister Koncealer 2) Total Eclipser of the Moon And the Number One Name They Almost Called “Hiny-Hiders”: 1. Badonkadonk Blockers ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/24 "2012-07-17T10:30:50Z")
Thanks Toucan, I needed a laugh today! ---
**Author:** ![yorick73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5a626/32.png) [@yorick73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yorick73)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/25 "2012-07-17T17:42:04Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Moderator Warning] > > **pkbites** , you’ve been around plenty long enough to know that insults are not permitted in General Questions - even if you try to be cute by using a euphemism for “cock sucker.” This is an official warning. Don’t do this again. > > Colibri > General Questions Moderator Good catch! I’m embarrassed to admit I didn’t get that one. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/26 "2012-07-17T19:29:55Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > Top Ten Names They Almost Called “Hiny-Hiders”: > 10) Prat Protector > 9) Derriere Disguiser > 8) Fanny Façade > 7) Rump Red-herring > 6) Can-in-the-Can > 5) Glute-Guarder > 4) Ass-masker > 3) Keister Koncealer > 2) Total Eclipser of the Moon > > And the Number One Name They Almost Called “Hiny-Hiders”: > > 1. Badonkadonk Blockers How about “Behind the Behind”? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/27 "2012-07-17T21:30:45Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > . . . just being a rooster inhaler . . . Hey! Some of my best friends . . . ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/28 "2012-07-17T21:37:47Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > How about “Behind the Behind”? Behind blinds? ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/29 "2012-07-17T22:15:52Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Not a visual freak show, but certainly an intellectual freak show. John Hurt mode/ I … am not … an … intellectual! /JHM ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425/30 "2012-07-18T02:56:51Z")
[wildly off-topic] [QUOTE=Toucanna] {snip} 1) Badonkadonk Blockers [/QUOTE] Missed the edit window, door, porte-cochère, driveway… What I should have written: “1) Badonkadonk Bunkers” Say it out loud. It’s fun! 😃 [/w.o.t.] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-growth-abnormality-did-this-person-have/628425.md?page=1)