# What Happened to Geena Davis?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 2, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132 "2013-08-02T04:11:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/41 "2013-08-04T03:47:08Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> I see she has five IMDB entries since Commander in Chief folded, and that’s five more than I have, so she’s doing pretty good in my book. Particularly if she’s a mother of three with over $30 million in the bank.
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> So, just to get it out there, is anybody thinking the speech impediment is a problem?

It didn’t hurt Hugh Laurie on\*\* House\*\*.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/42 "2013-08-04T14:05:53Z")

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“Chefs do that.”

Long Kiss Goodnight is a favorite of mine and I think if more people knew it existed, it wouldn’t have been a flop. I stumbled upon it on cable by accident one night. The Dope is the only place where others besides my husband and I have even heard of it. I think that after the debacle of Cuthroat Island the studio buried this movie.

Also, I did not know that Geena Davis was almost 60! Damn, she looks good.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/43 "2013-08-04T15:12:49Z")

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I first heard about _Long Kiss Goodnight_ in an article in the now-defunct magazine _Spy_. It was described as an upcoming project by Shane Black, who was noted for his successes in _Lethal Weapon_ and _Lethal Weapon 2_ but also his failures in _The Last Boy Scout_ and _Last Action Hero_.

Strangely, _Spy_ seemed to have the impression that the Geena Davis character’s amnesia extended to forgetting that she was actually (or had formerly been) a man, i.e. “she’s a he and doesn’t know it.” Perhaps this was an idea kicked around in early draft, but it would have to have jettisoned when they decided the character had given birth to a daughter.

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/44 "2013-08-04T15:48:00Z")

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So 57 is almost 60. Remind me of that the next time I pay a bill.

“We’re glad you’re paying in cash for the house. Please give us a check for $60,000.”

“Here’s a check for $57,000.”

“That’s not a complete payment.”

“It’s close enough. 57 is almost 60.”

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/45 "2013-08-04T16:02:55Z")

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> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#):
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> So 57 is almost 60. Remind me of that the next time I pay a bill.

Are you really arguing that saying someone who is 57 is “almost 60” is wrong? If so, I think you’d be the first.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/46 "2013-08-04T16:02:58Z")

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> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#):
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> So 57 is almost 60. Remind me of that the next time I pay a bill.
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> “It’s close enough. 57 is almost 60.”

Seeing as how I don’t know anyone who accepts “close enough” when paying bills (“Sir, the bill was $33.77 and you gave $33.25”… “Close 'nuff”) I don’t see your point.

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/47 "2013-08-04T16:58:02Z")

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Would you say that a 7-year-old is almost 10?

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/48 "2013-08-04T17:21:07Z")

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> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#):
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> Would you say that a 7-year-old is almost 10?

Would you not say that a 97-year old is almost 100?  
Why do you constantly act like a robot who does not understand human speech?

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/49 "2013-08-04T17:24:02Z")

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Wendell: 57 is 95% of 60  
7 is only 70% of 10

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**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/50 "2013-08-04T17:31:10Z")

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Moderator Note

Good lord, people. Give it a rest.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/51 "2013-08-04T17:32:13Z")

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Redacted.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/52 "2013-08-04T21:07:13Z")

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Geena Davis always struck me as a good egg - smart, talented, funny, attractive in an unconventional way. I remember her from _Tootsie_ and _Fletch_ and of course the very good _A League of Their Own. Commander in Chief_ was a failed, one-note and semi-feminist _West Wing_ IMHO, but she wasn’t bad in it.

Based on the recommendations here, I’ve now ordered _The Long Kiss Goodnight_ from my library. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Myglaren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Myglaren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myglaren)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/53 "2013-08-04T21:24:43Z")

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The Long Kiss Goodnight is one of my favourite films.  
That it bombed is unbelievable.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/54 "2013-08-04T23:50:04Z")

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Pity me. Maybe I can have a telethon or something.

I LIKED _Commander in Chief._  
~VOW

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**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/55 "2013-08-04T23:54:14Z")

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> [@Myglaren](#):
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> The Long Kiss Goodnight is one of my favourite films.  
> That it bombed is unbelievable.

‘When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.’ Part of my repertoire. Also, ‘We do that.’

I was unaware that it bombed. Too bad. It’s a better film than _Cutthroat Island_. I’d have liked to have seen more of Geena Davis (Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?) but I really liked her character.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/56 "2013-08-05T00:20:43Z")

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It ain’t no ham on rye, pal.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/57 "2013-08-05T00:27:39Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> ‘When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.’ Part of my repertoire. Also, ‘We do that.’

The line. as I mentioned earlier, is “chefs do that.” it’s on right now on Cinemax.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/58 "2013-08-05T00:44:52Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> The line. as I mentioned earlier, is “chefs do that.”

Didn’t read the first page, so I didn’t see it. I stand corrected, but I adapt it to my own use.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/59 "2013-08-07T18:12:12Z")

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[Geena Davis, 57, slips into her famous League Of Their Own baseball costume 21 years after starring in hit film | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2386292/Geena-Davis-57-slips-famous-League-Of-Their-Own-baseball-costume-21-years-starring-hit-film.html) Here’s a current article that just popped up about her, incl. a picture of her sporting the _A League of Their Own_ uni again and some info on what she’s been up to 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-geena-davis/665132/60 "2013-08-24T05:24:21Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> …Based on the recommendations here, I’ve now ordered _The Long Kiss Goodnight_ from my library. Thanks!

Just saw it. It was OK, I guess. Not great, not terrible. Jackson had some funny lines, but there’s no way his character could still be alive at the end (or Davis’s, I suppose).

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