# What happened to Imthecowgodmoo? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628 "2001-10-10T18:52:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/1 "2001-10-10T18:52:22Z")
Just curious. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/2 "2001-10-11T14:40:24Z")
Something happened? Did you try searching for the person & then you can look at the profile page & see if they have an email or web siteyou can write them at? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/3 "2001-10-11T14:48:46Z")
Whatever happened to handy? He used to post so much! Now we hardly ever read anything by him…☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/4 "2001-10-11T17:22:56Z")
I believe he mooved on. Last I herd he was going to school and wearing a Jersey with “Cincinnati” on it. If you have a beer in his honor, be sure to drink the Holstein. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/5 "2001-10-11T17:56:04Z")
Hey, **aseymayo** , that was udderly uncalled for. I’ll forgive that barrage of puns, however, since “to forgive is bovine”. [sub]Milking it for all it’s worth,[/sub] Spritle ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/6 "2001-10-11T18:02:54Z")
Don’t even try to stop this- it’ll go on until the cows come home, bison or by moon. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/7 "2001-10-11T18:11:37Z")
Trying to steer me wrong? Stick to your own kine. In my opinion, Imthecowgodmoo is the _Bos_. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/8 "2001-10-11T18:12:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > I’ll forgive that barrage of puns, however, since “to forgive is bovine”. Thanks, **Spritle** - you’re my kine of guy! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/9 "2001-10-12T02:01:28Z")
_Ayrshire_ he’s gone for good? Maybe he is off somewhere doing the \*Watusi \* atop his \*Limosin \* or his \*Lincoln Red \*. Perhaps he found religion and his praying to \*Santa Gertrudis \*. I remember him being utterly popular with the ladies because of his \*Long horn \* and he could be living in a harem in upstate New York in \*Beefalo \* [sub]I have waited for _years_ to use my Feild Guide To Cows Book by John Pukite [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/10 "2001-10-12T02:59:36Z")
No new puns to add, just that his last known post was on 4/10/01, in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1249110#post1249110) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/11 "2001-10-12T13:41:52Z")
Wow. I figured you guys would have forgotten about this bovine diety. I guessed I was proooved wrong. College has treated me well. Many young calves running around… (ahhh yes… nothing better than a girl in skin tight leather. Makes me all crazy just thinking about 'em.) with many opportunites to make the best of my youth. I’m your average college kid. I go to class (most of the time), I get decent grades (3.0 last quarter), am in a fraternity (Sigma Nu), don’t have a job(yet), have no money, and have discovered why god (whoever that is) created quarters. I don’t have quick access to the net anymore. My only access to the net is during class. As I’m writing this, my teacher is explaining “queries” and “filter sorts”- which is making my head blead since this stuff is so damn easy. So after I lost my net, I lost interest in posting everyday. It was weird at first, but after I realized there was so much more to do offline than on I knew I’d be ok. I did check in now and then, just to see what was up, and found myself lost with all the new members. That’s when I gave up. I’m just happy y’all remember me. So keep on truckin, Imthecowgodmoo ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/12 "2001-10-12T16:12:05Z")
A reading from the Book of Bovinity \*And the herd did wandereth about In confusion and ignorance And asketh wherefore art our LORD? And maketh much dreadful puns And the LORD did heareth them And he did returneth and speaketh unto them And pointeth out he hath been busy at school And reassureth them that he watcheth over them Even when his voice is unheard And having heard the word of the LORD The herd was content\* Let us moo ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/13 "2001-10-12T17:38:43Z")
**Moooo** ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/14 "2001-10-12T18:16:11Z")
MOOOOOOoooo. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/15 "2001-10-12T23:26:06Z")
I E-Mailed him yesterday. Hi, **Imthecowgodmoo**! Don’t be a stranger. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/16 "2001-10-12T23:31:25Z")
Gone but not forgotten, COWGOD. MOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/17 "2001-10-12T23:53:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Imthecowgodmoo \* > I’m your average college kid. I go to class (most of the time), I get decent grades (3.0 last quarter), am in a fraternity (Sigma Nu), don’t have a job(yet), have no money, **and have discovered why god (whoever that is) created quarters.** Why? Peep shows? May you, upon graduation, find greener pastures. And that’s no bull. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/18 "2001-10-12T23:55:25Z")
lowing: mooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/19 "2001-10-13T01:31:15Z")
Nope, just waiting until the end of the month to for the chance to trick or teat. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-imthecowgodmoo/86628/20 "2001-10-13T01:53:19Z")
Wouldn’t it be funny if he was in the **mu** chapter of his fraternity?