# What happened to my banana?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837 "2011-01-08T03:11:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837/61 "2011-01-14T14:37:02Z")

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[Is this it here?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrStENrKZa8) at 0:22

**Chefguy** , our George says [bananas have no bones](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQV8-PmCwAQ)!

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837/62 "2011-01-14T15:16:36Z")

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Keep your eyes peeled. Look in the cavendish. Check the monkey breath on your roommate. Stick to watermelon.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837/63 "2011-01-14T20:33:47Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> \<snip\> Stick to watermelon.

Ew, and risk getting eyes? No thanks.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837/64 "2011-01-14T21:23:38Z")

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> [@These are my own pants](#):
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> Your banana is gone. Accept it, move on.

There is no banana.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837/65 "2011-01-15T08:35:27Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Ew, and risk getting eyes? No thanks.

**Cat** , I believe they would be blueberry eyes. Baby got a blueberry eye. Like a deep blueberry pea. On a blueberry blue day.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-my-banana/566837/66 "2011-01-15T15:37:16Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> There is no banana.

♫…banana, in Scranton, PA… ♫

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