# What Happened To This (Minor) Celebrity?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 13, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234 "2011-02-13T19:06:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/21 "2011-02-14T22:18:33Z")

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He also became a minister for a while, not because he was filled with the spirit but because it allowed him to perform marriages for money in Nevada. I think it was an Internet church (but legal).

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/22 "2011-02-14T22:55:53Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> Thanks-it was Bobbitt.  
> The gy never seemed to make much off this “incident”. I recall him being interviewed on TV (post re-attachment)-he seemed borderline retarded.  
> Anyway, thanks.  
> I still cannot understand how having one’s member cut off doesn’t lead to death via bleeding-maybe he applied a tourniquet?

The thing that got me was he slept through it. Lorena cut off his dick, carried it to her car and drove off and he didn’t even stir. No wonder he was unfaithful, he needed lots and lots of stimulation because he had no feeling in his penis.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/23 "2011-02-15T00:18:05Z")

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As for the fleetingness of his fame, [he got a shout-out in a Weird Al song and video.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c) So, you know, he’s got that going for him…

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/24 "2011-02-15T01:10:20Z")

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Per wiki Loreena is now a hair stylist and works at a place called _Classy Cuts_. I don’t know if pics of her holding scissors would be the worst or best advertising you could get.

She also got arrested a few years ago for assaulting her mother, who (then as now) lives with her. Apparently you just don’t piss this woman off.

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**Author:** ![Nightfall1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@Nightfall1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightfall1)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/25 "2011-02-15T01:17:59Z")

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The last I heard of him was that he was in a car accident, apparently some dick cut him off.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/26 "2011-02-15T17:48:35Z")

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If memory serves, he’s not the only one to have used injections in porn.  
and just for fun I’ll share that the drug in question is probably prostaglandin which we use on newborns with certain types of congenital heart defects to maintain fetal circulation until we can make a repair.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-this-minor-celebrity/571234/27 "2011-02-15T19:22:29Z")

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He’s now working for the Audubon Society as an expert in wood peckers.

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