# What happened to those BIZARRE VW Ads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 7, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395 "2006-03-07T17:03:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Gene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Soylent\_Gene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Gene)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/21 "2006-03-08T04:09:20Z")

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I think those ads are original and funny.

I heard last year that VW was going to try to appeal more to guys because VWs had a rep as a chick car. That hurts, cuz I have been driving VWs on and off for 25 years. I am a MAN baby!

But I must admit, the Cabriolet is the \*\*ultimate \*\* chick car.

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/22 "2006-03-08T04:27:23Z")

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I don’t particularly care for the FAST commercials, but I’ll be damed if the German Anti-Pimp ones are the best commercials I’ve seen in awhile. They actually have me looking forward to new ones.

If I had the money to throw around, I might even buy the car they’re selling!

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/23 "2006-03-08T07:43:14Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> Been there, done that. 🙂[_Chocolat_](http://imdb.com/title/tt0241303/).

Heh. Good catch! Damn, that Stomare’s all over the accent map! 🙂 I see he’s also voiced Dracula in the animated _Batman vs. Dracula_. So maybe he’ll try Spanish next. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/24 "2006-03-08T07:47:26Z")

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/thickashellgermanaccent  
if you want me to unpimp your ride let me hear you say what  
dumbass with a green vette “what?”

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**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/25 "2006-03-08T11:32:03Z")

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Fahrvergnügen

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**Author:** ![Cynical\_Optimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cynical\_Optimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cynical_Optimist)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/26 "2006-03-08T15:58:20Z")

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Any chance to make fun of ricebois is appreciated.

_Vot doz dis du?_  
It sucks in air  
_Eets sirtanely suhking_

Or even better, when the blonde pulls the “F” off “The Flame” & puts it on his jacket.

_Veer gonnuh unpeemp yoh rihde_  
(presses button, drops shipping crate on The Lame)  
_Vee drop eet lihk etts hawt._

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/27 "2006-03-08T18:52:51Z")

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OK maybe someone can clear this up for me.

It seems to me that part of the target market segment for a supposedly powerful small car is exactly the kind of person who’s going to ugly it up with spinners on the wheels and a tail on the back.

Isn’t VW alienating a big part of the potential buyers for this car with these ads?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/28 "2006-03-08T19:09:47Z")

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The radio ads explain it better–the cars have performance equipment added at the factory so they don’t need all that bodywork, much of which is put on in lieu of actual performance equipment.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/29 "2006-03-08T19:35:15Z")

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> [@Electronic Chaos](#):
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> I don’t particularly care for the FAST commercials, but I’ll be damed if the German Anti-Pimp ones are the best commercials I’ve seen in awhile. They actually have me looking forward to new ones.
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> If I had the money to throw around, I might even buy the car they’re selling!

I’ve only seen one, but it was hilarious. I liked the commercial even more than whatever show I was watching, and just sat there rewinding the DVR over & over, & laughing as Stomare goes, “ooh, schnap!” after the ride de-pimping.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/30 "2006-03-08T19:37:29Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Isn’t VW alienating a big part of the potential buyers for this car with these ads?

That market is young and has access to irony.

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**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/31 "2006-03-08T23:56:46Z")

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Stormare is also the lone bright spot in that dreadful film **The Brothers Grimm**. Which by the way, is why I think Ledger didn’t get best actor. He was being punished for Grimm. 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-those-bizarre-vw-ads/347395/32 "2006-03-09T00:12:01Z")

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“Honey! I can’t hear the engine with all that yappin.”

The look on the (ex) GF’s face is priceless! Great acting/directing/lucky shot.

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