# What happened to you today?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 22, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581 "2004-09-22T23:10:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/1 "2004-09-22T23:10:03Z")

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[ul]  
[li]I got the job I really, really, really wanted.[/li][li]I tried to give blood but was turned away, because apparently, I weigh enough for the Red Cross, but not these folk.[/li][li]I discovered that a college cafeteria can make even pizza suck.[/li][/ul]

Anyone else? Random slice-of-life posts?

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**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/2 "2004-09-22T23:19:16Z")

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I’m supposed to donate blood tomorrow. Hope my iron is high enough!

I got an unexpected (but totally deserved and needed) pay raise today. That was awesome! I have a few new job responsibilites, but it’ll give me a little more variety in my day. Good, because I was getting bored.

Oh, we had our pictures taken for next year’s catalogue. Mine came out really well. Yay!

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/3 "2004-09-22T23:37:24Z")

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Several people who were not aware that I am not to be fucked with are no longer laboring under that misapprehension.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/4 "2004-09-22T23:42:45Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Several people who were not aware that I am not to be fucked with are no longer laboring under that misapprehension.

:eek:

Details?

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**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/5 "2004-09-22T23:43:55Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Several people who were not aware that I am not to be fucked with are no longer laboring under that misapprehension.

Good for you! Always a swell feeling. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/6 "2004-09-22T23:49:15Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Several people who were not aware that I am not to be fucked with are no longer laboring under that misapprehension.

heh…I think I narrowly escaped your wrath once on that score. Too tired to get into it as I recall. 😃 [ul]  
[li]Found my daughter’s escaped gerbil (alive in spite of my 3 (worthless) cats!) this morning. She (the gerbil) escaped yesterday afternoon.[/li][li]Was asked by a coworker to change her alternator. A fast $40 for Inigo.[/li][li]Identified the moron who insists on filling the #4 cone filter almost to the top _before_ brewing the coffee.[/li][li]Gave someone $500 more on the settlement of their totaled car because they discussed it rationally.[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/7 "2004-09-23T00:20:59Z")

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The day didn’t start out great (_way_ too early), but it got better.

[ul]  
[li]Had my fiance-visa physical, and passed![/li][li]Charmed the receptionist when I went in for the results.[/li][li]Dropped into the record store as I was passing, and was forced to buy the CD that was playing: _People’s Spring_ by the Warsaw Village Band, described as “hardcore folk from Poland”. Strange stuff, some of it, but great![/li][li]Also bought the Bob & Doug McKenzie album. Beauty, eh?[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/8 "2004-09-23T00:30:08Z")

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Congratulations on the new job, **NinjaChick**!

I had something new for lunch - rice noodles with beef in a peanut/tomato sauce. It looked absolutely disgusting, but it tasted wonderful.

I’ve been very stressed lately, and I nearly started crying at work (humiliating).

I’m coming down with a cold.

Right now, I’m having a large glass of wine.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/9 "2004-09-23T00:33:23Z")

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Beh. The MeatBeast had a filthy day.

- Found out today that I can’t take tomorrow off (my birthday) because we got in a ton of unexpected shipments.

- Didn’t have a beer for the first day in over 3 months.

- Watched Army of Darkness again.

- Bought cat food.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/10 "2004-09-23T00:43:41Z")

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Today I

–woke up with a sinus cold  
–found out I have a schedule change tomorrow, so am forced to scramble for a filler lesson plan that may or may not work  
–ate the homemade pesto I made last night for lunch with gourmet ravioli  
–sat through a boring-ass staff meeting  
–toured an orchard for a class trip and got to walk under and arch of trees  
–ate the best damn Macintosh apple I have ever eaten  
–ate the best damn grapes I’ve ever eaten  
–got lost in the middle of nowhere trying to find a shortcut, but only for 10 minutes  
–found the bag of birdseed I bought ripped open by the cats, got it all into a bucket, and then had the bucket turned over by the cats  
–found out the series premiere of Lost was on 2 minutes before it started, and am watching it

Fun life, eh?

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/11 "2004-09-23T01:03:05Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Several people who were not aware that I am not to be fucked with are no longer laboring under that misapprehension.

You go, girl! 😃

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/12 "2004-09-23T01:15:45Z")

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Today I

-had a good nap during lunch  
-figured out how to use the pen tool in Photoshop to do useful things  
-got hit with the sack while watching a hacky-sack game

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/13 "2004-09-23T01:17:40Z")

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Early this morning I left Mr. S in bed with the springers while I got up and did some deskwork. As I walked back up the driveway after putting a letter in the mailbox, I head Phyllis barking at me from the bedroom window! So I taunted her from the lawn and she kept barking until Mr. S finally gave up and hauled his carcass out of bed. 😃

I just wrote a “Hey, let’s get reacquainted” e-mail to a friend with whom I’ve had no contact for about 13 years. Think she’ll write back?

I’m enjoying a rare lull in work, until next week or so when the next avalanche arrives.

I’m still reveling in the miracle that I did not have to bury my dog Scout on Saturday after all. She walks (nay, she runs!), she poops, she’s 99% good as new! Happy happy joy joy.

Hmm, today was pretty humdrum. But the weather was nice.

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**Author:** ![xenonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de0a6/32.png) [@xenonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenonymous)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/14 "2004-09-23T02:26:02Z")

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Serendipitously discovered my mother’s recipe for low-budget stew - I’m so cashed out that I have to eat it lunch & dinner for the next 3 days!!

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**Author:** ![Time\_Like\_Tears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@Time\_Like\_Tears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Like_Tears)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/15 "2004-09-23T02:38:11Z")

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Hmm, slice-of-life, you say?

-woke up with same headache from last night  
-dragged my butt to work, made all of $17  
-came home and took a nap, cause I still had the headache  
-went to the drugstore to finally refill my migraine meds  
-got rid of headache  
-pulled large glob of poo from my cat’s booty  
-read and posted on the Dope  
-ate McDonalds for dinner. It was cold. Again. It was also not what I ordered, they were out of salads, and boyfriend got me a burger. The salad would have been great, cold.  
-about to wash my cat. Pray for me.

My life is boring.

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**Author:** ![xenonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de0a6/32.png) [@xenonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenonymous)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/16 "2004-09-23T02:43:04Z")

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[QUOTE=_Deva_]

-ate McDonalds for dinner. It was cold.  
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McDonalds has burnt my buns about the last 6 times I’ve been there… and nothing burns my buns more than burnt buns!

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**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/17 "2004-09-23T02:44:17Z")

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I got out of bed for the first time (pretty much) in two days because the Zithromax finally kicked in and started alleviating my double ear/sinus infection.

The sunshine and wind in my hair never felt so good!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/18 "2004-09-23T02:49:43Z")

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I dropped both kiddies off at school and for the first time since last school year ended, I was kid-free ( guilt free with not having to do a playdate payback) for two and a half hours.

I went for a walk on the track at the school and managed a little over a mile.

Mailed a package of twinkies as a wedding present to a friend in England who married Labor Day weekend.

Went bowling and bowled a 104/110/116 tonight. Modestly not bad for me, considering it is very distracting to bowl in a loud enviroment with hearing loss in one ear and my balance is still off, but not as much as it was. I’m getting better.

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/19 "2004-09-23T03:17:17Z")

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-Went bike riding in a neighborhood I’d never explored before.

-Went to topology class. One student was presenting a problem at the board but they struggled quite a bit and took up almost the entire period.

-Met with a group of students to plan a volunteer activity. We’re going to visit a local elementary school and do science-related demonstrations for one of the special ed classes. We get to make liquid nitrogen ice cream for them.

-Had boxed microwave lasagna, canned spinach, and ice cream (non liquid nitrogen) for dinner. I usually cook something for myself, but I keep microwave dinners in the freezer for when I feel too sleepy.

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**Author:** ![Time\_Like\_Tears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@Time\_Like\_Tears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Like_Tears)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-you-today/265581/20 "2004-09-23T03:30:44Z")

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-washed cat. Was a success, only one scratch! Maybe my little baby has finally grown up enough to realise that I do this for his own good!

HA! I masking taped the claws of death.

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