# What happens if Trump is indicted in Georgia? (Indicted on August 14, 2023) **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 17, 2023, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928 "2023-02-17T03:14:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1041 "2023-08-25T01:24:58Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > I don’t think so, The Joker is supposed to grin. > > Maybe Killer Croc. Or Clayface. We all know he’s The Condiment King. [![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/43800469-8db2-4ea8-9c33-507d49c27e72/df3fdde-dd0de26c-4e19-4fed-8c79-31bf20b82535.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_2000,q_75,strp/scapegoat_dc_storyverse___the_condiment_king_by_thescarletmercenary_df3fdde-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.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.oTgyVQ7fD9iq-Fp_-ZICgkWpnex45eGjvxT5euNeF0I) ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/43800469-8db2-4ea8-9c33-507d49c27e72/df3fdde-dd0de26c-4e19-4fed-8c79-31bf20b82535.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_2000,q_75,strp/scapegoat_dc_storyverse___the_condiment_king_by_thescarletmercenary_df3fdde-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.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.oTgyVQ7fD9iq-Fp_-ZICgkWpnex45eGjvxT5euNeF0I) We have official testimony of him splashing ketchup on walls after all. ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1042 "2023-08-25T01:27:44Z")
I’ve had occasion to deal with significant cash. Call the bank a few days in advance, and you can pick up a bag o’ bills, even in the six figure range. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1043 "2023-08-25T01:31:03Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > His face is alarmingly asymmetrical. The right side appears sunken–caved in. Melania has a good right roundhouse. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1044 "2023-08-25T01:37:27Z")
215 pounds? Well… he is full of hot air, and there is no mass between his ears. Nah. The math doesn’t work out. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1045 "2023-08-25T01:37:41Z")
Even for mugshots, that is one fugly mugshot. ---
**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1046 "2023-08-25T01:38:59Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > I’ve had occasion to deal with significant cash. Call the bank a few days in advance, and you can pick up a bag o’ bills, even in the six figure range. I was thinking of this next when concluding, rightly or wrongly, that Trump would try fairly hard to avoiding throwing away $20,000 for a bail bond: [In 1990, Spy sent 13-cent checks to the world’s richest people. Only two cashed them: an arms dealer & Donald Trump](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/08/trump-files-spy-magazine-prank/) Walt Nauta has been a standup guy so far, but maybe Donald doesn’t trust any of his flunkies with a bag containing $200,000 in cash. I wouldn’t. P.S. We are talking about 2,000 one hundred dollar bills, each of which has to be checked to see if counterfeit, or 10,000 lesser-counterfeit-risk twenties. Somehow I think the Fulton County Jail discourages bringing them in, Maybe I’m wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1047 "2023-08-25T01:40:12Z")
Somebody forgot to pass the “smile for the mugshot” protip to Inmate # P01135809. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1048 "2023-08-25T01:42:18Z")
The asymmetry is a characteristic feature of _contempt_. As you likely know. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1049 "2023-08-25T01:43:06Z")
I expected him to show a big John Gotti grin. But what’s he grimacing about? Once that 100 page report hits the judge’s desk, he’ll be exonerated and surely apologized to. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1050 "2023-08-25T01:43:32Z")
It’s already on Truth Social. [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/HVv7psh.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/HVv7psh) Uh, didn’t he just surrender? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1051 "2023-08-25T01:44:17Z")
Here is Andy Roddick recently. He just tweeted he is currently 6’2 and 225 lbs. Compare: [![](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcaknowledge.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F03%2FAndy-Roddick-Net-Worth.jpeg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=3dbb85ef341a3d6c1c0bb437dd3eb754ed7191ba29283938e0e5059f0cc713b4&ipo=images) ](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcaknowledge.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F03%2FAndy-Roddick-Net-Worth.jpeg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=3dbb85ef341a3d6c1c0bb437dd3eb754ed7191ba29283938e0e5059f0cc713b4&ipo=images) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1052 "2023-08-25T01:49:34Z")
Does he…does he think that’s a good photo? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1053 "2023-08-25T01:55:03Z")
That looks like a partial Rembrandt lighting, tilting your forehead will get the effect that Trump and Ray Smith have. While it’s possible two people the same height can be 215 and look a lot different whether is gut or muscle, I’m _not_ buying 215. This is an important day for America, a necessary day and perhaps the least worst option, but I wouldn’t call it a good day. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1054 "2023-08-25T01:56:16Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Does he…does he think that’s a good photo? Prolly thinks that’s his Chuck Connors face. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1055 "2023-08-25T01:58:25Z")
And, already grifting. [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/41mFHyZ.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/41mFHyZ) Donate to my legal fund evict Joe Biden. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1056 "2023-08-25T01:58:30Z")
That isn’t even a Chuck Cunningham face. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1057 "2023-08-25T02:01:04Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Does he…does he think that’s a good photo? For his purposes it’s perfect. It’s a poster child standing for: > I am pure distilled hate. I will win and I will get my revenge on all who have or will dare to cross me. You who are my true supporters will bask in my glorious vindicated munificence while you watch my enemies be roasted on spits. > > See this hate? It hates for thee, oh my loyal supporters. My hate and my rod shall comfort thee, for it hates the same things you do. Now go forth and visit your own raging hate on all who stand between me and Glorious Victory. > > Oh, btw … don’t forget to donate generously at `www.trumpgriftforever.com` So yeah, it’s a pretty good pic. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1058 "2023-08-25T02:03:11Z")
This clown fools people. It never ceases to amaze me. Into opening their wallets… fucking how? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1059 "2023-08-25T02:13:39Z")
Of all the nicknames for Trump, I am now going to refer to him as “ **Inmate No. P01135809** ” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1060 "2023-08-25T02:18:31Z")
I wonder how long before somebody does a parody voice over of BEechwood 4-5789 with his prisoner number and some other great lyrics about stealing votes not hearts? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928.md?page=54)