# What happens to the QAnon movement now-- do they mutate & move the goalposts, or die out?

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**Created:** [January 22, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211 "2021-01-22T13:55:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/121 "2021-01-29T14:47:11Z")

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She might put the Onion out of business.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
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It’s not like a gender reversal party is not sufficiently weird. I’m surprised Trump didn’t put the Onion out of business.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
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He almost put Tom Tomorrow out of business, I think – TT kept coming up with really bizarre things, and then a few months later, the Trump administration would basically do those things.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
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> [@solost](#):
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> Why March 4-- is that some significant date in government affairs, or to QAnon believers? Is that the day that the true patriots “march forth” and take back the government?

Why March 4??? What’s the matter with you? Not up on your Neo-Numerology?

March 4th is 4/3/21 (everyplace but America). That’s the countdown to the Q-Explosion, from the Q-Bomb from _The Mouse That Roared._  
In official Q-Code “SE” = “TH” so it’s _The_ Mouth _That Roared_ which -is Donny Trump.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/125 "2021-01-29T15:49:52Z")

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> [@iamthewalrus\_3](#):
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> As far as I can tell, QAnon has consisted of nothing but goalpost moving thus far. Should continue just fine.

It’s the new Q-Sport. You move the goalpost down the field as swiftly as possible, passing it along the way to avoid your opponents, reason and sanity. If you manage to move the goalpost over or through the ball you score.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/126 "2021-01-29T16:33:36Z")

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Led by Mel Brooks, no doubt. And you thought that _History of the World, Part II_ would never happen…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/127 "2021-01-29T16:55:21Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> 2026: “Well sure Marjorie Taylor Greene _said_ some crazy shit, but at least she did not actually take a shot at the House Leader in the middle of a legislative session. like Rep Crazyhead (R ) just did today”
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> “Yup. Any word on what GOP leadership is going to do about that?”
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> “I heard that they have put out a statement that although they disagreed with the actual shooting, there is plenty of blame on both sides, as the House Leader was saying some terrible things about how we should be kind to immigrants.”

I think it would be one – or both! – of:

– “This is a time for healing. Now is not the time to focus on the 50% of the Republican caucus who supported the attack”, or  
– “I don’t support that, but what about that rando who attacked the Republican baseball game, or that other rando who shot at the cops? Why do you hate the Police?”

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/128 "2021-01-29T17:53:34Z")

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The Death Star of David?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/129 "2021-01-29T18:02:36Z")

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Stealing.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/130 "2021-01-30T12:55:50Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> It’s the new Q-Sport. You move the goalpost down the field as swiftly as possible, passing it along the way to avoid your opponents, reason and sanity. If you manage to move the goalpost over or through the ball you score.

Calvinball. But played with facts for control of the largest nation in the so-called free world.

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/131 "2021-01-30T15:55:29Z")

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Oooh! I want to play, so I can touch the new rule tree!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/132 "2021-01-30T18:04:06Z")

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That does not count, because you forgot you have to touch the New Rule Tree while standing on one leg! I invoke the touch-back clause and claim 3 points!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/133 "2021-01-30T19:16:17Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> > [@solost](#):
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> > Why March 4-- is that some significant date in government affairs, or to QAnon believers? Is that the day that the true patriots “march forth” and take back the government?
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> Why March 4??? What’s the matter with you? Not up on your Neo-Numerology?
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> March 4th is 4/3/21 (everyplace but America). That’s the countdown to the Q-Explosion, from the Q-Bomb from _The Mouse That Roared._  
> In official Q-Code “SE” = “TH” so it’s _The_ Mouth _That Roared_ which -is Donny Trump.

Great. So when March 4 rolls around and nothing happens, they can just reset their timers to April 3.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Great. So when March 4 rolls around and nothing happens, they can just reset their timers to April 3

Exactly. Now you’re in gear!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/135 "2021-01-30T20:03:49Z")

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I can’t resist …  
  
  
  
  
Third Base!!

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/136 "2021-02-09T16:09:11Z")

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The other week I overheard my Q-spouting spouse portentously telling one of her slightly-less-Q-believing-but-still-completely-Trump-adoring friends, “Beware the Ides of March!” So maybe the goalpost has already been moved. OR she doesn’t actually know when the Ides of March are. It’s a toss-up.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/137 "2021-02-09T16:11:44Z")

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“_Et tu_, Melania?”

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/138 "2021-02-09T16:46:08Z")

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You’ve got to wonder when the constant goal post moving further and further afield becomes too Sisyphean for even the most hardcore Q fan.

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**Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/139 "2021-02-09T16:49:00Z")

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Well, they could always move the goalposts to 2024… I mean, the “supposed defeats” up until then were part of JFK Junior’s secret plan all along.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-to-the-qanon-movement-now-do-they-mutate-move-the-goalposts-or-die-out/931211/140 "2021-02-09T16:54:12Z")

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In those situations, what do you say? Do you ask her to hold herself to those predictions (i.e. if nothing happens after March 4 (or March 14), she has to distance herself from those beliefs)?

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