What happens when zoo elephants die?

I was beat to the Tacoma elephant story, but I know that other then landfills, I’ve heard that another option is pet food.

Mmmm, elephant kibble.

[sub]Personally, I’d try elephant, but that’s another thread.[/sub]

Four more Umbrella Stands come on the market. :slight_smile:

Trigonal Planar, come on, call your local zoo & let us know what they say.

When a circus elephant dies they make hot dogs with it.

Don’t they?

I love this! Do you suppose vainer elephants get botox?

:wink:

butchered and incinerated (if it’s being stuffed, i suppose they flay it first, or remove the skelton for preserving) AFAIK.

i don’t suppose there is anything else they can legally do with it.

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Sequential thread titles, part CCDLXXII:

“What happens when zoo elephants die?”

“Did they really make umbrella racks out of elephant feet?”

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