# What has bitten you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 18, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486 "2005-05-18T22:13:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/1 "2005-05-18T22:13:58Z")

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Me:

- various insects
- spiders
- a horse
- cats
- puppy
- human
- leech
- hamster

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**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/2 "2005-05-18T22:21:37Z")

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Me:

[ul]  
[li]dog[/li][li]cat[/li][li]hamster[/li][li]various insects[/li][li]human[/li][li]me[/li][li]bunny[/li][/ul]

My mom got hepatitis C from getting bitten by a monkey.

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**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/3 "2005-05-18T22:22:58Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
>
> Me:
> 
> - various insects
> - spiders
> - a horse
> - cats
> - puppy
> - human
> - leech
> - hamster

all those, minus the leech and hamster, plus scorpions, numerous non venemous snakes and a moccassin. Also, there was my ex-wife which doesn’t seem to fit any of the other categories.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/4 "2005-05-18T22:24:26Z")

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-various insects  
-cats  
-birds (cockatiels)  
-humans  
-hamsters  
-a gerbil  
-a squirrel  
-a dog

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/5 "2005-05-18T22:27:28Z")

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All of **hillbilly queen’s** except the spider and the horse. Also, mice and a gerbil. I frequently got bitten by pigeons during a stint a in a behavior lab. This does not hurt. I always thought they could really do some damage if they tried pecking or scratching instead, but they never did.

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**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/6 "2005-05-18T22:40:42Z")

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I’ve been bitten by pretty much everything listed (I still have the scar on the web between my thumb and index finger from the time I was five and decided to play with our new pet gerbil) but I’ve also been bitten by an endanged species, the Brown Pelican, which is kinda cool. (plus, I was once kicked by a mule, does that count?)

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/7 "2005-05-18T22:57:20Z")

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Cats, dogs, horses, sheep, rabbits, gerbils, hamsters, birds, at least one squirrel, various insects, a goat, ducks, geese, a bearded dragon, and humans.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/8 "2005-05-18T22:58:34Z")

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Oh and mice and rats.

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**Author:** ![Corii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Corii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corii)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/9 "2005-05-18T23:02:00Z")

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Cats  
Parrot (cranky &^\*@)  
Mouse  
King Snake (and boy was SHE confused)  
ten bazillion mosquitos  
earwigs  
black ants  
my SO =D

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/10 "2005-05-18T23:18:19Z")

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My sister  
mosquitoes  
cats  
dogs (but only play-biting)  
a car door  
chiggers  
a spider  
a rat who mistook my finger for a carrot

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/11 "2005-05-18T23:24:38Z")

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Numerous cats and kittens  
human  
dogs  
horses  
goat  
bugs  
spiders  
parrot  
crow  
blue jay  
guinny pig  
hamster  
catfish  
goose  
rooster  
tick  
door hinge

> [@](#):
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> all those, minus the leech and hamster, plus scorpions, numerous non venemous snakes and a moccassin. Also, there was my ex-wife which doesn’t seem to fit any of the other categories.

[Nitpick] scorpions don’t bite, they sting; wrong end.[/nitpick]  
But if stings count, then I have :  
Scorpion  
honey bee  
yellow jacket  
hornet

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/12 "2005-05-18T23:24:39Z")

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I’ve only been bitten by mosquitoes, once by a bumblebee and once by a pet rabbit. The last two happened 40 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/13 "2005-05-18T23:26:12Z")

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> [@The Sausage Creature](#):
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> Cats, dogs, horses, sheep, rabbits, gerbils, hamsters, birds, at least one squirrel, various insects, a goat, ducks, geese, a **bearded dragon,** and humans.

what?

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/14 "2005-05-18T23:30:46Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> what?

[A bearded dragon.](http://www.oaklandzoo.org/atoz/azdragon.html) It’s a lizard, and it belonged to my ex.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/15 "2005-05-19T00:29:15Z")

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More insects than I care to count (skeeters , fleas , ticks , praying mantis , ants , etc.)

dogs/puppies

cats

horses

mouse

hamster

guinea pig

birds

a betta (he TRIED , anyway…)

people

tiger cub (yes , REALLY)

I know I’m forgetting something…

Anna

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/16 "2005-05-19T00:40:01Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
>
> Me:
> 
> - various insects
> - spiders
> - a horse
> - cats
> - puppy
> - human
> - leech
> - hamster

All of these, plus:

fish  
mice  
a giraffee  
a rabbit  
one of those wee goats (a pygmy?)

Oh, and the flu bug, jitterbug, and Dracula.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/17 "2005-05-19T00:43:08Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> a **giraffee**

That would be giraffe, of course, and not [Raffi](http://img275.echo.cx/img275/5467/raffiredshirtwithguitar1uj.jpg) with a long neck.

And I meant pygmy _goat_, of course, I did not mean to say I was bit by a pygmy which I confused for a wee goat.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/18 "2005-05-19T00:43:26Z")

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Let me think…

-Cat  
-Dog  
-Hamster  
-Various types of insects and probably arachnids (most common ones being mosquito and horseflies)  
-Rat  
-Leech  
-Bear

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**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/19 "2005-05-19T00:52:04Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> Numerous cats and kittens  
> human  
> dogs  
> horses  
> goat  
> bugs  
> spiders  
> parrot  
> crow  
> blue jay  
> guinny pig  
> hamster  
> catfish  
> goose  
> rooster  
> tick  
> door hinge  
> [Nitpick] scorpions don’t bite, they sting; wrong end.[/nitpick]  
> But if stings count, then I have :  
> Scorpion  
> honey bee  
> yellow jacket  
> hornet

you are, of course, correct. my apologies

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-has-bitten-you/304486/20 "2005-05-19T00:52:51Z")

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Day-um! I’m surprised there’s anything left of you people!

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