Cats, dogs, mice, rats (those fuckers can bite), a rabbit, a horse, my brother, my sister, spiders, flies, ants, fleas, and last, but not least, a camel!
I went next door to borrow my neighbour’s chinchilla for a bite (it ended up being more of a chewing session) just so I could add it to my list.
My list now is
* dog
* cat
* hamster
* various insects
* human
* me
* bunny
* chinchilla!I’ve been bitten by just about every cat we’ve had at one time or another. I’ve only been bitten by a dog once, however, but once was enough to confirm my dislike for dogs. I was nine years old and I thought this rotweiller (sp?) I had seen looked friendly, and I thought I might use this as an opportunity to make peace with the world’s canines, but when I approached him he bit me on the arm. I had to go to the hospital for a shot.
Other than that I’ve been lucky. I’ve had more moaquito bites than I can count, but I’ve been safe from most other insects. I don’t think I’ve ever even had a spider bite me.
- a cat
- a puppy/dog
- a bird
- a human
- various insects
That’s all I know of at the moment.
Dogs
Cats
Fish
Leeches
Insects (bitten and stung by many)…did y’all know that ladybugs will bite? I didn’t.
Spiders
One large iguana
One very freakin psychotic cockatoo (put quite a hole in my neck)
One small iguana
One pissed off duck
One medium sized pony
Pinched by a few crawdads (or crayfish, or whatever you call them where you’re from)
Various insects, birds, etc … the usual.
But I was bitten by a wombat once.
(It had been a long, hot day, and there were a lot of tourists around, and I expect he was somewhat irritable since he was supposed to be nocturnal anyway, and … well, anyway. He bit me.)
Insects…dogs…humans…
That’s about it.
The Chow is the only animal that bit me that I didn’t kill in retaliation. It belonged to a girl I was banging, and didn’t want to blow the “booty call”.
Only the usual suspects… assorted insects, a spider or two, and a friend’s pet guinea pig. Been nipped by a few dogs and cats but never really bitten. Fella bilong missus flodnak, on the other hand, has been bitten by a lemming and a piranha. Clearly he leads a much more exciting life.
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The usual insects
Cats
Dogs
A gerbil
A horse (actually, it tried to eat my coat sleeve)
A swan (I was feeding another swan, and he really wanted that piece of bread in my hand, so he grabbed it – my hand, not the bread)
On leeches: Do you folks generally regard those nasty little monsters as “biting” us? As I kid I felt they were “sucking” on me. Now I look at it more as being cannulated.
Insects
A rabid dog
This is the story I want to hear!
Bedbug.
Can’t say I wasn’t warned.
Trunk: Okay, now, that was pretty damn funny.
Always wondered about that saying. So, what if one does bite you? “I gave you explicit instructions young man, and you went and got bitten anyway! Drop and give me fifty!”
various insects
cats
dogs
humans
myself! (I bite my tongue at least once a month)
somebody’s “pet” raccoon - not very tame!
gerbils
lizards
Gnats - The most treacherous creature known to mankind
The Love Bug - The most treacherous emotion known to humankind