# What have I got in my pocket? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896 "2003-12-09T12:38:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/21 "2003-12-09T17:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve goh’a 'ohle in me pawkeh! Oops, sorry, wrong animated film. ---
**Author:** ![Psycho\_Pirate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Psycho\_Pirate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psycho_Pirate)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/22 "2003-12-09T17:57:06Z")
Chhhhapsssssstick? ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/23 "2003-12-09T20:09:26Z")
Chrissy Hynde’s brass? Spin Doctors’ kryptonite? Iggy Pop’s cock? ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/24 "2003-12-09T21:24:33Z")
“So Timmy, where did **bienville** ask to be touched…” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/25 "2003-12-09T21:37:44Z")
“Mr. Scrimshaw has a fruitbat in his trousers. A fruitbat.” ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/26 "2003-12-09T21:48:19Z")
> [@](#): > > **Iggy Pop’s cock?** Little Feat’s rocket? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/27 "2003-12-09T23:02:12Z")
Confucious say “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.” ---
**Author:** ![Curate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Curate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curate)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/28 "2003-12-09T23:21:21Z")
…he asked, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/29 "2003-12-10T02:02:36Z")
Dobby the house elf? a cave troll? an ENIGMA code machine? a Pocket PC? one hand, with the other making a peace sign? Gilbert Gottfried? a Borg cube? a bag of holding? an 8-ball? the Death Star? a Knights of the Round esper? a can of whoop-ass? the number of roads a man must travel? the path not taken? the light brigade? a bottle of Nepenthe? Medusa’s head? the last book of The Wheel of Time series? Data’s emotion chip? the roots of a mountain? the Oracle’s eyes? an eye of newt? Newt Gingrich? the Dread Pirate Roberts? the Nothing? a hot potato? a BS Rodeo 720 with a ripe swiss cheese? ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/30 "2003-12-11T07:05:56Z")
Forty-two! Hm… nope. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-i-got-in-my-pocket/217896/31 "2003-12-11T08:10:15Z")
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