# What have you been called on this board? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 29, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744 "2001-04-29T17:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Racer\_Named\_Fisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@Racer\_Named\_Fisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Racer_Named_Fisk)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/1 "2001-04-29T17:47:39Z")
I just got called a “prying son of a bitch”. Actually, “bitch” was in bold, and there was an exclamation point. Like this: "you prying son of a **Bitch**!’ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/2 "2001-04-29T17:53:05Z")
I thought _I_ was taking _you_ to the pit. Now I see you’ve gone and done that to me? _ **Fucker!** _ Add _that_ to your list! Italicized _and_ bolded. \*\* I do hope you realize I was kidding around with you on both occasions. As a matter of fact, calling you a son of a **Bitch** was a very veiled hint at what you were asking me. ---
**Author:** ![Racer\_Named\_Fisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@Racer\_Named\_Fisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Racer_Named_Fisk)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/3 "2001-04-29T18:39:41Z")
_ **YOU OVER-FORMATTING GRANDSON OF A LONG AND DISTINGUISHED LINE OF BITCHES AND OTHER UNSEEMLY FOLK** _ There, threw some all caps into the mix. Hope that does the trick. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/4 "2001-04-29T19:39:13Z")
No flirting in the Pit, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/5 "2001-04-29T19:40:51Z")
I can’t remember them all, but the last really good one. “spread-assed son of a bitch” “absolutely fucking retarded” “pompous fuck” This is all from someone with a non-orca-fat ass according to themselves. A few other posters in that thread got some really good responses too. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/6 "2001-04-29T22:29:54Z")
DITWD called me a “poor stupid dupe” shortly before his departure. I was also called a “lying sack of shit” by a poster with ONE post who claimed to _know what I was thinking_ Arden has threatened to punch me on several ocassions, 😃 but otherwise everyone’s been REAL nice. you foolish twatrakes!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/7 "2001-04-29T22:37:25Z")
Punch you? **jarbaby** , that is not what I had in mind and you know it. You’re just upset that I won’t spank ya. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tennessee\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tennessee\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tennessee_Ben)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/8 "2001-04-30T00:08:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Harmonious Discord \* > **I can’t remember them all, but the last really good one. > “spread-assed son of a bitch” “absolutely fucking retarded” “pompous fuck” This is all from someone with a non-orca-fat ass according to themselves.** Hey, Thanks. I think. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/9 "2001-04-30T01:00:21Z")
I was called **pissladle** by jarbabyj, right after I called her **Queen jarbabyj.** Deep hurting. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/10 "2001-04-30T01:01:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*I was called **pissladle** by jarbabyj, right after I called her **Queen jarbabyj.** you loved it, naughty boy. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/11 "2001-04-30T01:16:11Z")
My favorite was **Shit4Brains**. Considering the course of the insult, it was ironic, and if that poster’s intent was to hurt me, it backfired. I couldn’t stop laughing. I still makes me giggle. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/12 "2001-04-30T01:16:44Z")
I was once called a “horse’s ass” by Astro! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/13 "2001-04-30T01:17:21Z")
The source of the insult, of course. I always get my goddamn c’s and s’s confused! ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/14 "2001-04-30T01:31:35Z")
Well, let’s see. I was called a “hypocrite” in a gun control debate by someone who then went on to quote an entire dictionary definition of the word, verbatim. A devastating debate tactic, to be sure. In my draft dodging thread, one person said that “the quality you are lacking is courage.” That was his whole post. Someone else said that he wouldn’t even piss on me if I were on fire. That was actually kinda cute. I think a better thread would be what we ourselves have called other people. We tend to remember those better (I know I’ve said worse things than have been said to me on occasion). ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/15 "2001-04-30T02:05:39Z")
Um, I’ve been called “celestine” and “celestina” on this board. I’m so boring. [sigh] ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/16 "2001-04-30T03:04:16Z")
The only one I can recall offhand: **Scylla** called me “Sgt. Veb Of The Thought Police” after a spirited exchange regarding the Amish. (Not the slighest ill will lingers, especially since I got to _nail_ him in his own “poop on you sneakily” thread.) But it has a certain cachet to it, right? Yeah, yeah. So it’s boring, especially given the capacity for technicolor slurs demonstrated around here. Sheesh. Veb ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/17 "2001-04-30T03:20:52Z")
- ::: sniff ::: \* I’ve been called a \* [gasp] \* **liberal** (or, maybe it was a **Liberal** ) on three different occasions. I’m not sure that life is worth living any more. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/18 "2001-04-30T03:34:47Z")
Most recently, I was called unsexy. That’s right, UNsexy. I didn’t even know it was a word, but it sure as hell seems to be a human condition and apparently I suffer from it mightily. I’ve also been called two-faced, but that was a mistake (I was mixed up with someone else). I’m pretty sure there’s some new insult flung at me for admitting I love my Journey & Eddie Money greatest hits albums, but I haven’t been back to check that thread yet. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/19 "2001-04-30T03:43:20Z")
Well, there was the time when **The Ryan** said to me: > [@](#): > > Your posts have had a quality similar to that of “Wah, wah, you don’t agree with me, you’re a nasty totalitarianist, wah, wah”. I really hope you’re one of those kids that have taken advantage of their school’s internet connection to visit this message board, because the idea that an adult could present such an immature “argument” as you have is rather depressing. I can’t recall a single logical progression of ideas that you’re [_sic_] presented in our entire discussion. I cried myself to sleep for a week after that. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744/20 "2001-04-30T04:07:22Z")
My personal favorite was “Fucking, ignorant twat.” People were putting the initials “F.I.T.” after my name for awhile after that one. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-been-called-on-this-board/63744.md?page=2)