# What have you never done?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 28, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128 "2011-06-28T12:13:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/21 "2011-06-28T15:04:05Z")

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If we were really playing “I Never” I’d be taking a lot of drinks…

I’ve never seen a movie at a drive-in. They were still around and fairly popular when I was younger and then when I was in my teens they started shutting down all over the place. Since my parents had never taken me, I didn’t get to go once I was driving my own car.

There are some drive-in’s in the Chicago area that I hear are a lot of fun. One of these days I’ll go, be disappointed (of course), and cross it off my “to do” list.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/22 "2011-06-28T15:18:27Z")

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I have never seen the ocean.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/23 "2011-06-28T15:21:32Z")

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Never had a daughter (three sons instead).

Never been to Idaho.

Never saw _Heat_.

Never liked cooked carrots.

Never learned to juggle.

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/24 "2011-06-28T16:08:48Z")

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Smoked crack  
Done a prostitute  
Crossed the US/Canada border without checking in with Customs.  
Painted daisies on a big red rubber ball  
Been to Boston in the fall (though my brother has)

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/25 "2011-06-28T17:02:58Z")

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I’ve never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/26 "2011-06-28T17:19:19Z")

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I have never:

Sent a text message.

Broken a bone.

Stood on my head.

Used an illicit drug stronger than weed, which I did a total of two times.

Ridden a unicycle or juggled.

Worn clown makeup.

Learned to play an instrument with any competence, to my regret.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/27 "2011-06-28T17:24:46Z")

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A whole lotta things that I never done. But I ain’t never had too much fun.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/28 "2011-06-28T17:26:24Z")

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> [@UncleRojelio](#):
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> Jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft.

I would argue that any aircraft that I’ve jumped out of were definitely not “perfectly good.”

I’ve never smoked pot.

I’ve never bungie jumped.

I’ve never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/29 "2011-06-28T17:28:51Z")

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Been drunk.

Sent a text message.

Skied (on snow).

Shot a gun.  
Of course, I \*could \*do all four simultaneously, but I never would. Texting while skiing and shooting drunk is just plain irresponsible.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/30 "2011-06-28T17:37:22Z")

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> [@UncleRojelio](#):
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> Been to the moon.

How common is the last? Well, maybe you hang with Neil and Buzz and they’re constantly lording it over you.

I’ve never used any illicit drug.  
I’ve never been drunk.

Never had any desire to do either.

Never shot a gun. I have handled a gun, because my dad was a cop, but it was always just a tool that dad needed for his job.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/31 "2011-06-28T17:39:00Z")

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I’ve never seen _ **Caddy Shack** _.

I’ve never seen an episode of _ **Two and a Half Men** _, or a whole bunch of other popular shows right now.

I’ve never had poison ivy, or any rash from a plant.

But in the past 10 years I’ve done a lot of things I thought I’d never do.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/32 "2011-06-28T18:00:52Z")

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Never smoked or took an illegal drug.

Never had a pregnancy test (aside from any pre-op requirements - currently age 40, female, continuously sexually active since age 19) or been knowingly pregnant.

Never shot a real gun (air rifle, yes).

Never had poison ivy, and I grew up in areas with it and have often gone camping.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/33 "2011-06-28T18:33:37Z")

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Seen the movie ET — or a lot of other wildly popular movies. Only saw the first Star Wars.

Driven a car cross country.

Never cheated on a spouse.

Never took the first swing or shot.

Never failed to pay a bill.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/34 "2011-06-28T18:48:46Z")

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I’ve never:

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[li]Given birth[/li][li]Had hot monkey sex with a celebrity. Dana Delaney doesn’t know what she’s missing.[/li][li]Hiked the Appalachian Trail[/li][li]Been off the North American continent[/li][li]Paid off a mortgage[/li][li]Committed a crime more serious than a speeding ticket[/li][li]Been fired[/li][li]Been involved in a scandal[/li][li]Watched _Twilight_. Thank Og.[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/35 "2011-06-28T18:52:41Z")

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I’ve never eaten sushi.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/36 "2011-06-28T18:54:48Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> I’ve never:  
> Hiked the Appalachian Trail

Do you mean “Hiked the Appalachian Trail” or “_Hiked the Appalachian Trail_”?

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/37 "2011-06-28T19:14:41Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Do you mean “Hiked the Appalachian Trail” or “_Hiked the Appalachian Trail_”?

Yes.

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/38 "2011-06-28T19:23:32Z")

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I have never:  
Been to Spain  
Married  
Watched a Steven Segal movie  
Been to a sports event  
Had the same job for more than three years  
Learned to swim

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/39 "2011-06-28T19:30:14Z")

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I copied some and I have a few of my own to add.

I have never:

Been stung by a bee  
Carried a beeper  
Gone skiing  
Fired a gun  
broken a bone  
had a baby  
been drunk  
wanted to go to Ireland  
been married

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-never-done/587128/40 "2011-06-28T19:30:56Z")

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Never gone skiing

Never set foot in Napa County (though born & raised in San Francisco)

Never done coke

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