# What have you NOT been able to find on the Net? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 18, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709 "2000-11-18T02:59:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Diogenes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@Diogenes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/161 "2001-11-30T05:54:30Z")
True love. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/162 "2001-11-30T05:55:50Z")
Where to buy a frozen beef, bean and cheese burrito. \< snort \> ---
**Author:** ![Etaoin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Etaoin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etaoin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/163 "2001-11-30T07:04:04Z")
No Aerobars? But that’s unthinkable! What about Resdan? ---
**Author:** ![Etaoin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Etaoin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etaoin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/164 "2001-11-30T07:05:31Z")
Where to buy a frozen beef, bean and cheese burrito 7-Eleven. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/165 "2001-11-30T15:29:06Z")
The poem “Little Pink Stars” by James Patterson. The group **Radish** says that their song by the same title was inspired by this poem, and I’ve had no luck whatsoever tracking down the poem- all I get is pages listing the song lyrics (“barefoot in the sand…”) when I do searches. I just want to see how it inspired them, is that too much to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/166 "2001-11-30T15:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes \* > \*\*True love. \*\* So have you abandoned your search for an honest man or did Google help you find one? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Bee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Larry\_Bee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Bee)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/167 "2001-11-30T17:24:53Z")
Has anyone seen a picture of the Samurai Crab? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@Diogenes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/168 "2001-11-30T18:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > So have you abandoned your search for an honest man or did Google help you find one? \*\* I am _still_ looking for an honest man. Although, in this PC day and age, I suppose I should say “honest person”. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/169 "2001-11-30T20:04:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Bee \* > \*\*Has anyone seen a picture of the Samurai Crab? \*\* Do you mean the [Heike](http://web10.freecom.ne.jp/~yakuoudo/my-art/heike-crab.html) Crab? It’s only a drawing, I know; but it’s the only picture I could find. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/170 "2001-11-30T20:20:39Z")
Etoain–what’s Resdan? Am I just being dense? ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/171 "2001-11-30T20:39:10Z")
Hmm. When I worked at an ISP I made it a personal goal to find the NAMBLA website, cause I was always reading about how the net is a breeding ground for pedophiles and I wanted to test that. No matter what search engine I used I couldn’t find anything about it other than news stories about how bad it is. 2 days after a coworker found out what I was looking for he sent a company wide e-mail with a link to their main site. Footnote: no, I don’t have the link, it wasn’t exactly a 2 visit site. No, there weren’t any pics (fortunatly), just a lot of articles from their newsletter about how bad society is for locking up “boy-lovers”. Another footnote: It was really surprising how many of the articles were by women. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/172 "2001-11-30T20:39:25Z")
**Scribble** , [Panhandle Premium](http://www.panhandlepremium.com) sells Canadian candy bars to U.S. customers. They’re in Washington State. But I don’t need a whole case - wanna go halves on one with me? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/173 "2001-11-30T21:38:57Z")
A sound file (any format) of the guy from _Altered Beast_ saying “Rise from your Grave!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/174 "2001-11-30T22:09:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Bee \* > \*\*Has anyone seen a picture of the Samurai Crab? \*\* Here ya go… If you want more info, search for “heike crab”… [http://www.town.kusu.mie.jp/kusu384/ks7j.html](http://www.town.kusu.mie.jp/kusu384/ks7j.html) -Rav ---
**Author:** ![MarsDragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@MarsDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarsDragon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/175 "2001-12-01T00:36:29Z")
> [@](#): > > A sound file (any format) of the guy from Altered Beast saying “Rise from your Grave!” [http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/](http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/) ‘A’ section, about halfway down or so. ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/176 "2001-12-01T00:48:01Z")
Porn. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/177 "2001-12-01T01:39:23Z")
Zoning and land use regulations that are **not** from the United States, Canada or Australia. I’ve seen a South African zoning code online, but that’s it. Hot, wet Asian teens, spread wide just for me. The Web site for my old high school in Buffalo. There’s only a couple of public schools in Buffalo online, even now. (elmwood checks mail) … uhhh, that’s one more I’ve been able to find. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Medievalist2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@Medievalist2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medievalist2)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/178 "2001-12-01T02:03:32Z")
I can’t find anyplace where I could buy a copy of “Perry Como’s Christmas in Austria.” I saw that Christmas special back in 1997, and I wish that I had thought to record it. I’d love to see it again. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/179 "2001-12-01T04:03:36Z")
A medallion approximately six inches wide-a dolphin encased in a pentagon. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709/180 "2001-12-01T04:31:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mojo \* > \*\*A sound file (any format) of the guy from _Altered Beast_ saying “Rise from your Grave!” \*\* BWAA-HA-HA!! I think of that nearly every weekday morning I have to get up for work! Forward me a copy, please!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-not-been-able-to-find-on-the-net/41709.md?page=10)