What have you NOT been able to find on the Net?

[Lumpy]

Ok, I couldn’t find:
The dialog from the Monty Python movie Jabberwocky.

Where to obtain a working reproduction of a pre-kerosene era Argand oil lamp.

[Lumpy]

Also, a poster of an old woodcut showing an alchemist creating a homunculus in a flask.

[Tony_Montana]

that quote from the jodie foster movie “contact”, the one titled “hokems rasor” or “okems razor”(however the heck you spell it). the one that goes: “all things being equal,the simplest explanation,tends to be the right one” er or something to that effect. i couldn’t find that anywhere.I’m thinking it was “made up” feh… whateva…

[racinchikki]

*Originally posted by Tony Montana *
**that quote from the jodie foster movie “contact”, the one titled “hokems rasor” or “okems razor”(however the heck you spell it). the one that goes: “all things being equal,the simplest explanation,tends to be the right one” er or something to that effect. i couldn’t find that anywhere.I’m thinking it was “made up” feh… whateva… **

Occam’s Razor.

[Medievalist2]

*Originally posted by Scribble *
**I live in the United States, a deprived country where there are NO AEROBARS. I’ve found a site where I can order milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and mint chocolate Aerobars. (Those are the ones I’ve had in Canada.) I found out that you can get orange- and coffee-flavo(u)red Aerobars in the UK, and now I want to try some of them.

I have not found a single company that will ship them to me. At all. Not even for a ridiculously exhorbitant fee.

If anyone out there knows of someplace where I could get some of those things (or if anyone living in the UK would be willing to trade some Aerobars for American foods you can’t find in the UK), I’d be very grateful.

[hijack, soon to become a Pit post if this problem is not solved soon] Why on Earth doesn’t Nestle sell Aerobars over here? What’s so wrong with us that we get Nestle’s relatively crappy chocolate, and Canada gets the good stuff? And don’t give me that crap about the American Protestant philosophy that sensual pleasure is inherently evil; I know lots of Americans who, like me, agree that they would buy Aerobars by the cart if only they were available here. So what gives?[/hijack, soon to become a Pit post. I can feel it happening already.] **

You CAN buy Aero bars in the United States. Do you have a Neuhaus Chocolate candy store anywhere near your home? The Neuhaus Chocolate store in my city (Dallas) carries three varieties - original (plain milk), mint, and orange. You can also find them on eBay. I recently ordered two cases of Aero bars from a dealer that I found on Bay. This dealer even carries the dark chocolate version of Aero Bars! If you want me to, I can post the URL of his Web site.

[Princess_Serendipity]

musical condoms!! i can’t find musical condoms online! i read about them in a dear abby type piece, and i tried looking for them. i sell condoms (i go to a fairly liberal college :D) and i thought musical ones would sell nicely. no such luck though

[Larry_Bee]

*Originally posted by The_Raven *
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*Originally posted by Larry Bee *
**Has anyone seen a picture of the Samurai Crab? **

Here ya go… If you want more info, search for “heike crab”…
http://www.town.kusu.mie.jp/kusu384/ks7j.html
-Rav **

Cheers

[ElvisL1ves]

*Originally posted by Lumpy *
**Also, a poster of an old woodcut showing an alchemist creating a homunculus in a flask. **

Have you rummaged around here?

[beagledave]

*Originally posted by Princess Serendipity *
**musical condoms!! i can’t find musical condoms online! i read about them in a dear abby type piece, and i tried looking for them. i sell condoms (i go to a fairly liberal college :D) and i thought musical ones would sell nicely. no such luck though **

You’re kidding. Did you even Google it?

Several hits including here

[The_Mermaid]

Still looking for an honest get rich quick scheme, a foolproof plan and and airtight alibi.

[pesch]

*Originally posted by Lumpy *
**Ok, I couldn’t find:
The dialog from the Monty Python movie Jabberwocky.

Where to obtain a working reproduction of a pre-kerosene era Argand oil lamp. **

Tough one. Couldn’t find a script, couldn’t find a site with quotes from the movie, http://www.montypython.net didn’t even have anything available (but they do have clips from “Nuns on the Run,” which has a far more tenuous link to MP than Jabberwocky.) The DVD version didn’t mention a script, but commentary by both Palin and Gilliam.

Best I could find were copies of the book/screenplay for sale through http://www.abebooks.com (search for “Gilliam” author and “Jabberwocky” for title.) Generally, books like these have the screenplay included, but I can’t guarantee that.

[11811]

Still looking for the complete lyrics to a mid-80s song called “Don’t nobody move, this is a heist.” Only ever heard it on USA Networks’ Overnight Music Video show.

[eunoia]

anythingbutrecords t-shirt, in black, men’s large.

[Lodrain]

Song lyrics or any information beyond a few paragraphs in an online magazine or two pertaing to a Danish singer named ‘Gry Bagøien’ (found a somewhat-official website and a few photos, but no lyrics! Becursed fate!).

[MannyL]

An online article on brothel etiquette

[hegel]

Lyrics to a song called “If I Dare to Fall in Love”

An updated fan site for The Streets of San Francisco.

[Dijon_Warlock]

A friend of mine was looking for the nickname of a waterway in southern Argentina (don’t ask), and not only could I not find it, but Duck Duck Goose couldn’t find it either. So you KNOW it couldn’t be on the Internet.

[Erika]

**inflatable garden gnomes![\b]

You’d think they’d exist somewhere…but apparently not. And there’s a market for them [that is, if 5 people make a market…]

[TeaElle]

A decent website about the band Spandau Ballet. Is that really too much to ask?

[Violet]

Can’t find some obituaries.