# What have you swallowed today? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234 "2005-05-10T16:29:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/1 "2005-05-10T16:29:05Z")
1 Bosc pear, 1 banana, 6 oreo cookies, 20 or so ounces of gatorade, and raspberry yogurt. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/2 "2005-05-10T16:32:33Z")
> [@Mullinator](#): > > 1 Bosc pear, 1 banana, 6 oreo cookies, 20 or so ounces of gatorade, and raspberry yogurt. What no plastic fork tines? 😛 Somebody had to say it! ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/3 "2005-05-10T16:36:19Z")
My pride. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/4 "2005-05-10T16:36:39Z")
One cup of coffee. And a mango for breakfast, yum! It’s now 1 PM, and yes, I’m getting hungry. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/5 "2005-05-10T16:44:50Z")
A thyroid pill, lots of water, an apple-cinnamon generic Nutri-Grain bar, and some spit (mine, of course). ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/6 "2005-05-10T16:45:23Z")
Hm. 2 scoops whey powder, 2 cups water, 1 can diet vanilla coke, 1 cup granola cereal, 1 cup skim milk. Probably going to have two natural peanut butter/whole grain bread/sugar free jelly sandwiches, 2 more scoops of whey powder and assorted non-calorie beverages before I call it a day. I’m cutting right now. Trying to get a six-pack before I die. Not too far left to go (before I die or before I get the aforementioned 6p, take your pick 🙂 ), but it’s still a pain. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/7 "2005-05-10T16:59:14Z")
A lot of crap from people on the phone! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/8 "2005-05-10T17:03:42Z")
Two slices toast, 2 fried eggs, large coffee, milk, equal, peanut butter sandwich, handful of carrots, three diet Cokes. Jeez I look like a pig compared to some of you… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/9 "2005-05-10T17:22:19Z")
1 glass orange-tangerine juice, 1 egg-bacon breakfast burrito with hot sauce, 3 Hershey Kisses, 1 bottle water. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/10 "2005-05-10T17:22:58Z")
Well, I swallowed a fly, then a spider to catch the fly, then a bird to catch the spider, then a cat to catch the bird, then a dog to catch the cat, then a goat to catch the dog, then a cow to catch the goat, then a horse to catch the cow… All of that at a buffet restaurant, huh. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/11 "2005-05-10T17:56:52Z")
Tea with lemon and sugar. I should really eat breakfast or lunch or something. ---
**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/12 "2005-05-10T18:00:27Z")
Hook, line and sinker. ---
**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/13 "2005-05-10T18:03:56Z")
Blueberry muffin leftover from Perkins w/ slab of margarine (damn, those muffins are good), coffee, creamy chicken ramen, drained, mixed with vegetalbe mix (broccoli, cauliflower, carrots), and a dab of ceaser dressing stirred in, yum. ---
**Author:** ![charming\_weasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b4bc9f/32.png) [@charming\_weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charming_weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/14 "2005-05-10T18:09:52Z")
2 english muffins w/ butter & honey 2 tribulus pills 1 dhea 10mg 1 multivitamin 1 b-vitamin complex 1 l-taurine 1 1/8th tsp l-glutamine 4 shiner bock beers 5 cigarette fumes ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/15 "2005-05-10T18:45:06Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > My pride. Got you beat—crow and anger. ---
**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/16 "2005-05-10T18:50:39Z")
A handful of medicine accompanied with a diet grapefruit soda. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/17 "2005-05-10T18:54:09Z")
34 oz water multivitamin calcium supplement antihistamine pill …man, I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/18 "2005-05-10T18:55:05Z")
I’m on my second cup of tea. That’s all, so far. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/19 "2005-05-10T18:56:53Z")
> [@Lissla Lissar](#): > > I should really eat breakfast or lunch or something. You and me both. I’ve had a birth control pill, an antidepressant, and an extra-large Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, about seven hours ago. And now that I’m thinking about it, I’m _starving_. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/20 "2005-05-10T19:03:02Z")
I was craving something not diet-y. So instead of suppressing my craving, I gave into it, just once. And so far, it’s the only thing I’ve eaten today: Vanilla ice cream, with chocolate syrup, butterscotch syrup, covered in caramel magic shell. I feel kind of sick. ☹ I think the next thing I swallow will be some Pepto Bismal. Bleh. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234.md?page=2)