# What have you swallowed today? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234 "2005-05-10T16:29:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/21 "2005-05-10T19:12:01Z")
> [@kaiwik](#): > > A handful of medicine accompanied with a diet grapefruit soda. Mmmm, Fresca… Me? Lets see… 2 Diet Cokes 1 Centrum 1 Carmel Hershey kiss 1 Breakfast wrap w/ Bacon, Egg, Cheese and Potato topped with S&P and a little ketchup. 3 glasses o’ water 1 bite of a apple/cinnmon protein bar And now I’m off to lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/22 "2005-05-10T20:13:26Z")
One Allegra, one calcium supplement, one vitamin. A cup of orange juice, a sausage biscuit, a slice of orange, a strawberry. A cup of skim milk, a peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwich. A veggie Chik patty. A Mounds egg. Water. ---
**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/23 "2005-05-10T20:16:24Z")
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, chips, m&m’s, water, and soon I’m going to eat a bagel, cottage cheese, and a banana. Yes I’m a vegetarian. Yum ^\_^. ---
**Author:** ![MsPrufrock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@MsPrufrock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsPrufrock)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/24 "2005-05-10T20:22:12Z")
Hmm: 1 english muffin 1 bowl oatmeal 1 banana 1 apple 1 Lean Cusine Chicken and broccoli 1 Diet Dr. Pepper 6 sesame covered almonds ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/25 "2005-05-10T20:34:05Z")
2 large mugs of English Breakfast tea with milk added (tea first, then milk, for the curious) 1 slice Marie Callendar’s Razzleberry pie (cold, from the fridge) 1/4 cup of kidney beans 1/4 cup garbanzo beans 1 Braeburn apple (except for the core) some water (and maybe a little toothpaste, too) Also, I think I swallowed a small piece of fluff from my workout towel while I was on the treadmill. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/26 "2005-05-10T20:36:06Z")
1 piece whole grain toast 1 scrambled egg Morning pills (zantac, zyrtec, colchicine) 6 oz Crystal Light Lemonade 20 oz water 1 yoplait yoghurt 1 banana 20 oz water and now I want a Fresca, dang it! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/27 "2005-05-10T20:40:19Z")
> [@lno](#): > > Well, I swallowed a fly, then a spider to catch the fly, then a bird to catch the spider, then a cat to catch the bird, then a dog to catch the cat, then a goat to catch the dog, then a cow to catch the goat, then a horse to catch the cow… But why did you swallow the fly? Perhaps you’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/28 "2005-05-10T21:09:27Z")
An apple A bottle of water 2 M-Azing bars they were giving out on the street (eep!) Two hot dogs, one with chili, one with sauerkraut A bag of crappy knock-off cheese popcorn A Dr. Pepper and ice My right thumbnail Whoa, it looks awful when it’s all written out like that. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/29 "2005-05-10T21:15:11Z")
Coffee with milk and Splenda Flaxseed oil, synthroid, BC and Prilosec 2 homemade bagel and egg sandwiches A salad of pear, arugula and gorgonzola A bag of lowfat popcorn Several cups of green tea and water ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/30 "2005-05-10T21:21:10Z")
In order: Aciphex & folic acid slice of Coconut Banana Bread with Lime Glaze hot tea water toasted ham & cheese sub on wheat, with mustard,lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and black olives 20 ounce diet Mt. dew baked cool ranch Doritos twix 20 ounce diet Mt. dew water tea Susan ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/31 "2005-05-10T22:25:29Z")
Vitamin+meds Orange juice cut with raspberry iced tea Meatloaf mashed potatos gravy corn cherry pineapple “dump cake” ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/32 "2005-05-11T00:06:24Z")
1 homemade M&M cookie 1 Chipotle burrito 1 bag of Chipotle “lime” chips (Holy Crap those things are good!) 1 16oz. Sprite 1 slice watermelon assorted waters ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/33 "2005-05-11T01:03:15Z")
It’s 11 in the morning here. 1 black tea, a bowl of apricot oatmeal with skim milk, peice of toast with butter, a milk coffee, some water, some spit, and some toothpaste. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/34 "2005-05-11T02:23:28Z")
Going from this morning forward: 12 ounces of Coca-Cola. Handful of Crunch Berries, dry, straight from the box. Bowl of noodles, beef and several vegetables from a Mongolian BBQ restaurant, small bowl of rice, two glasses of water, two glasses of Pepsi, and the ice that came with aforementioned drinks. Half a roll of Spree candies. About a handful of candy hearts left over from Valentine’s Day that I found in my car. Lipton Cup-o-Soup Campbell’s Chunky sirloin steak soup 12 ounces of Sprite About a dozen saltine crackers ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234/35 "2005-05-11T04:09:45Z")
Two and a half mugs of strong tea, with skim milk Two pieces of cold pizza Peppermint gum Coffee, black A sandwich, lunch meat, cheese, mayo, on 12-grain bread Peppermint gum A Lindt chocolate Diet Coke Dubble Bubble Gum, about twelve pieces Water Hamburger Helper, 1 and a half bowls More water …I didn’t swallow any of the gum, come to think of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-have-you-swallowed-today/303234.md?page=1)