# What I didn't know about the singers of these songs.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 21, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506 "2011-01-21T22:45:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/1 "2011-01-21T22:45:06Z")

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[Black.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuyDWzctgY)

[Not black.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laStiu_sUd4)

[Not a woman.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6iQ2_dvlc)

[Black.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSdbQLXpmPQ)

That last one was sorta dumb because if you listen to the words, he kinda says he is.

P.S. all videos are SFW.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/2 "2011-01-21T22:55:02Z")

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Forgot one. [Jewish.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPPlGFh6OpQ)

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/3 "2011-01-21T23:03:41Z")

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I didn’t know either, if that makes you feel any better.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/4 "2011-01-22T02:59:15Z")

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I used to think it was Ray Charles who sang Joe Cocker’s version of “With a Little Help From My Friends.”

And Tasmin Archer, who sang [“Sleeping Satellites”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuhDDx49TTw), had me fooled too.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/5 "2011-01-22T03:05:19Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> And Tasmin Archer, who sang [“Sleeping Satellites”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuhDDx49TTw), had me fooled too.

That works on the same level as “oh, he’s not gay. He’s British.”

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/6 "2011-01-22T04:30:10Z")

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I knew the Dobie Gray, because it’s one of the songs I sing when I do karoake.

I also knew the Nick Gilder, for some unknown reason. I vaguely remember when that song came out we were all like “that’s a guy?”

In terms of Norman Greenbaum, how does one “sing Jewish?”

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/7 "2011-01-22T04:35:21Z")

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> [@Kolga](#):
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> In terms of Norman Greenbaum, how does one “sing Jewish?”

Well, generally you \*don’t \*sing about how you’ve “got a friend in Jesus”…

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/8 "2011-01-22T04:40:23Z")

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> [@Kolga](#):
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> In terms of Norman Greenbaum, how does one “sing Jewish?”

Not how he sings but what he sings about.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/9 "2011-01-22T04:50:52Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> Well, generally you \*don’t \*sing about how you’ve “got a friend in Jesus”…

Okay, I’ll give you that. I was paying more attention to the voice rather than than the lyrics.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/10 "2011-01-22T04:51:05Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Forgot one. [Jewish.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPPlGFh6OpQ)

I knew _exactly_ what song this was gonna be…

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/11 "2011-01-22T05:20:54Z")

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I learned this Christmas that a [Danke Schoen era Wayne Newton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUryeDLpY_c) did not sing [Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g).

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**Author:** ![sco3tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@sco3tt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sco3tt)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/12 "2011-01-22T05:36:03Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [Not black.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laStiu_sUd4)

I totally thought you were setting us up for a rickroll before I clicked that.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/13 "2011-01-22T06:33:36Z")

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My niece was shocked when I told her Cher is a woman.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/14 "2011-01-22T06:48:20Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [Not black.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laStiu_sUd4)

Wow…I loved that song. And, I, too, always assumed that Bobby Caldwell was black.

[Jewish.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3thnt1xi7Os)

[Not black.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUaatTgAJo)

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/15 "2011-01-22T07:03:30Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [Not a woman.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El6iQ2_dvlc)

I immediately knew that was going to be Nick Gilder before I even clicked the link. It felt good to be proven correct.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/16 "2011-01-22T07:06:59Z")

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[Recorded in 1995; singer was 45 years old at the time.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpYG5okq1ag)

When I first heard it on the college radio station last year, I assumed it was a local indie band.

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/17 "2011-01-22T07:17:35Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> I learned this Christmas that a [Danke Schoen era Wayne Newton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUryeDLpY_c) did not sing [Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g).

Holy crap! I always thought the same thing until now.

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**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/18 "2011-01-22T11:21:37Z")

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I love this little bit of trivia: when Madonna released her very first single ‘Everybody’, there was no picture on the sleeve and (for a while) no music video, and apparently it was widely assumed she was black.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/19 "2011-01-22T11:40:23Z")

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[Tom Jones is black](http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/louis-theroux-on-black-nationalism/) according to the Israelite School of Universal Practical Knowledge.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-didnt-know-about-the-singers-of-these-songs/568506/20 "2011-01-22T12:21:50Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> [Danke Schoen era Wayne Newton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUryeDLpY_c)

What the… He looks like **k.d.lang**!

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