# What I hate most about those new Old Navy commercials **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 8, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666 "2004-12-08T02:03:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/1 "2004-12-08T02:03:37Z")
the songs don’t rhyme! Ahhh! It hurts my ears! It’s like they are purposfully not rhyming them to piss poeple off, and make them go, “why?” _sigh_ At least the girls in the commercials ar cute. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/2 "2004-12-08T02:09:04Z")
The thing I hate most is that there’s no Morgan Fairchild. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/3 "2004-12-08T02:11:02Z")
The thing I hate most is that there’re not enough of them. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/4 "2004-12-08T02:16:17Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > The thing I hate most is that there’s no Morgan Fairchild. _heartily agrees_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/5 "2004-12-08T02:21:23Z")
The vacuous looks on the brain dead singers? ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/6 "2004-12-08T03:28:21Z")
I like how they’re a little off. It makes you look up. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/7 "2004-12-08T03:30:59Z")
That they’re trying to make legwarmers come back? _shudders_ ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/8 "2004-12-08T03:53:16Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > That they’re trying to make legwarmers come back? _shudders_ Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but legwarmers were coming back before old navy got on that bandwagon. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/9 "2004-12-08T03:53:46Z")
Hm. I’m not sure “vacuous” even begins to cover it. They have the same soulless look in their eyes that I’ve seen in mannequins and serial killers. If that group showed up at my place, I would dive out my window to get the hell away. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/10 "2004-12-08T03:54:45Z")
> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#): > > Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but legwarmers were coming back before old navy got on that bandwagon. No. No. No. No. NOO!! I can’t hear you. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!! ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/11 "2004-12-08T04:03:31Z")
I have to admit zebra gloves are pretty cute. Brian ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/12 "2004-12-08T04:05:21Z")
The fact that they exist. They’re among the few commercials that make me frantically stab for the mute button. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-i-hate-most-about-those-new-old-navy-commercials/278666/13 "2004-12-08T04:15:28Z")
They make me want to dig out my ear drums with a shrimp fork.