# What I'd Like To Hear Bush Say Tonight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 18, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164 "2003-03-18T01:03:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164/41 "2003-03-19T20:49:40Z")

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Saddam - I’m gonna finish what Daddy started completely and get you and your Sons sorry Asses out of Iraq, and let your people have a future - a Democratic Society, away from Tyrannical Rule. Kick you Square in the Nuts, and Exile you to Alcatraz.  
And I’m gonna take alot of your fucking oil, it’s almost time for Summer Road Trips, my people are tired of paying upwards of 2 to 3 bucks a gallon for gas.

After you are dealt with, it’s time for peace between Israel and the Middle East. People give peace a chance.

Oh, and let’s not forget about Bin Laden and Al Quada - I haven’t, we’ll gonna get you Son of a Bitches also.

That’s it, let’s kick some Ass and take names. W out.

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**Author:** ![More\_Cowbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@More\_Cowbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/More_Cowbell)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164/42 "2003-03-19T21:33:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> \*\*\*\*Pers \*\*  
> GWB: And if you don’t leave within two days, Saddam, we will air-drop in the most devestating weapon of all time, Senator Hilary Clinton.  
> TV Announcers across the world: Ohhhhh, \*That’s mean \* \*\*

Is there a plane big enough to fit both her ass and her ego in?

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**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164/43 "2003-03-20T03:53:08Z")

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“My fellow Americans. I resign.”

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**Author:** ![NotTheHamburglar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f05b48/32.png) [@NotTheHamburglar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotTheHamburglar)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164/44 "2003-03-20T03:54:41Z")

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I am Jack’s Hamburglar!

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-id-like-to-hear-bush-say-tonight/162164/45 "2003-03-20T04:15:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Philosophocles \*  
> \*\*“My fellow Americans. I resign.” \*\*

Please, don’t tease us. Words such as those would make me cry with happiness.

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