OH man! So many responses come to mind, I think I’ll respond to them all!
Crandolph, You would be surprised about Bimbo-style bread. I have seen it everywhere I went in Europe. Even in places where traditional bread is really popular. Sure, there aren’t just shelves of the stuff, but the is usually a selection. In German it’s called toast bread. Yeah, I know, I always wanted to tell them to quit using our words wrong, but that’s the way languages work, i guess
Try getting used to the word “Handy” as a noun describing a cellphone. Where I come from handy is an adjective.
Corn seems to be grown in Europe and eaten a little less than in America. I am pretty sure I have seen cornfields in Germany, but I am pretty sure that it is from the new world. But try going anywhere in Europe and NOT finding corn in a salad. It is pretty unusual. I never liked it. I just don’t like my salads to be sweet. But as far as I can tell they never boil corn. This probably has to do with a continental distaste for boiling vegetables in general.
Voodoochile: You should definitely consider opening a Mexican restaurant in Sweden if you get the chance. Europeans love experimenting with new foods, but in most smaller towns it seems like there would certainly be a market for American-style foods. Judging from my personal experience of cooking cajun food for my European friends they love it and never knew that American cuisine was so diverse. I bet they would love it.
Oh, and please don’t get me started on the idea that foreigners think our coffee is crap. If one more German tells me that I’ll be in for a treat when I have their coffee, I have had coffee since I was 4, and I like it strong. So strong in fact, that I often put in whipping cream so it doesn’t cool so much as opposed to using milk. We have never been weak coffee drinkers in my family.
Aesiron: I find your comments about grits a little offensive being from the south
No, but it can’t be offensive. Grits are good, and especially for breakfast. For my mornings, I am a little irritable, and I don’t like things that I am not used to or things that are very flavorful. Grits just do the job right. You eat them, they taste okay and you are ready to go!
We Americans do put sugar in everything. You don’t notice it so much untill you go abroad and eat a pie or salad dressing. Sugar gets into a lot of our stuff.
Oooh! I’ve got a good list coming up.
Macaroni and cheese
Marshmellows
Peanutbutter (Peanutbutter cups)
Grape Jelly (I have never seen this in Europe)
Applesauce? Don’t know about that one
S’mores ( I always thought they were gross and the name annoys me)
Sassafras Tea (I haven’t seen a European drink it, but I know they’d think it would be gross if they don’t like rootbeer)
Gum: You think Peanutbutter with Jelly is gross? Try mixing the two together into a homgenenous mixture. Or better yet! Try Peanut butter cake! I gagged the first time I saw one because it looks like a cake covered in Peanut Butter! It is mixed in with something else to make it more like an icing, but it is still gross to me and I used to eat PB&J like it was going out of style
I made fried chicken once for some friends in Europe and they were horrified when I ate the liver! In my family there were fights over who got to eat it!
The Gaspode:
You think cream soda is gross, try a ROOTBEER FLOAT! That’s a rootbeer with icecream in it! ITs mainly for kids, but it would probably be one of the grossest ideas for a European out there. But that salty licorice crap is gross. A swedish friend once tricked me on that and I nearly thew up.
You’d also be surprised at American beer. In some places it is kind of hip to drink Budweiser in Europe. The American Budweiser I mean. It tastes better than ours though, as does their Corona. You know it is hard to make a beer made in Europe and one in the US taste the same.
I would also guess that Mountain Dew would be gross to a European if Dr. Pepper is. It can’t be found on the Continent as far as I know.

