# What if Bruce Banner Got Really Fat?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comic-books-manga\
**Created:** [June 4, 2021, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-bruce-banner-got-really-fat/943651 "2021-06-04T23:35:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-bruce-banner-got-really-fat/943651/21 "2021-06-08T01:49:40Z")

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On a treadmill?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-bruce-banner-got-really-fat/943651/22 "2021-06-08T02:51:46Z")

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What happens when the Hulk gets old? Does he wave his cane over his head and yell “Puny kids! Get off Hulk’s lawn! HULK SMASH!”?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-bruce-banner-got-really-fat/943651/23 "2021-06-08T03:48:37Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> What happens when the Hulk gets old?

This.

> **[Maestro](https://hulk.fandom.com/wiki/Maestro)**
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> Maestro is a fictional comic book supervillain in Marvel Comics' The Incredible Hulk publications, combining Bruce Banner's intelligence with the Hulk's more malevolent aspects. The character was created by Peter David. The Maestro first appeared as...

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