# What if every business had to be called... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-every-business-had-to-be-called/541660 "2010-06-02T16:24:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-every-business-had-to-be-called/541660/41 "2010-06-10T17:04:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Plumbing: Clogs Unlimited A Dutch shoe store: Clogs Unlimited ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I guess the plumbers and the dutch will be fighting for that name. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-every-business-had-to-be-called/541660/42 "2010-06-10T18:10:02Z")
Translation: Langs Unlimited Powdered Drinks: Tangs Unlimited Ladders: Rungs Unlimited Super Store: Things Unlimited Telephony: Rings Unlimited Auto Body: Dings Unlimited ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-every-business-had-to-be-called/541660/43 "2010-06-10T18:14:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Powdered Drinks: Tangs Unlimited During my trip to Alaska a few years ago, I pretty much lived off of Orange Tang. Alaskans probably drink a lot of it because itโ€™s easy to transport in powder form. Never had it before or after the trip though. You can actually make a pretty good screwdriver with that stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-every-business-had-to-be-called/541660.md?page=2)