I imagine the octopus would obtain escape velocity.
I think your original version was funnier.
Plus, I think that if Inigo insults his doctor, and then asks for him to remove an expandable octopus from his colon…hijinks will ensue.
OK, that guy has been soaking for 36 hours. It’s huge and still very rigid. It was uncomfortably larger than original size, maybe abour twice as big, after a mere 24 hours of soaking and not at all flexible. Given my guts cycle at about 24 hours I’m thinking this would act as a large circular object with many rigid and snaggy bits with which to grip the inside of my guts. I see the thing finding a nice comfy spot high in my small intenstine where it could nestle itself and grow to full size whilst absorbing my yumyum fluids. Basically, I’m thinking it’s a lawn ornament for Mr. Tapeworm.
I shall continue to monitor it…perhaps after a few days of agony it would assume the consistency of a wet pancake and resume its fantastic voyage.
Is it slimy? And … is slimy fun?
It is most definitely slimy, but not in a particularly fun way.
Man, you should have eaten it! It would have made for a great Alien moment in the operating theatre…
Well then. I guess there’s nothing left to be done but an attempt at swallowing that cactus. Whole.
I duuno, his chewing the cactus has something to be said for it.
I have this terrible mental image of Inigo crapping octopus for a solid three days. Or crapping solid octopus for three days. Take your pick.
And once again, Inigo narrowly misses winning a Darwin Award. Damn.
What the hell is wrong with you? You are sugesting he not eat it? Your name is Mangetout for God’s sake!
[sub]Post 27 came close to the line, but I just couldn’t resist. :D[/sub]
We threw one of the capsule foam toys in a 2 liter bottle of water once. It was the Statue of Liberty and, unlike similar products we had used in the past, it simply wouldn’t stop growing. Eventually the lantern began emerging from the neck of the bottle. Talk about slime; we finally gave up and tossed the whole thing after it become a copper-patina-colored grotesque lump.
But it would have been a lot easier going down than that Oc.
“How do you think it got up there?”
“I don’t know, maybe you got drunk and shoved it up your ass.”
/Jackass: The Movie
Get it right, Corner Case… It was a nine-tentacled octapus.
It used to have nine…
well, now, thanks to Corner Case, when ever I read **Inigo’s ** posts, I will hear Mandy Patakin’s voice. (like I didn’t already 
)
Does Homeland Security know about this?
An increase to 600% of original size suggests that each dimension will increase by about 1.8x (180%). If, as Inigo reports, it has approximately doubled in size, I would say it has about finished growing.
We considered burning it in the public square but it was too soggy.
Why do I hate America?
The wily novopus!