[fake english accent] How about lunch at the SDMB tomorrow, noonish? I am a charter member, you know, and I just brought some Montecristo No. 2’s back from Paris that you must try! [/fake english accent]
*ivylass glides in, resplendent in her red silk gown with the daring neckline, rubies and diamonds glittering at her throat and ears.
She throws her mink fur stole over the nearest leather arm chair and pulls out her sterling silver cigarette holder.*
What must one do around here to get a glass of Cristal?
ivylass sinks down on the velvet divan, crosses one stockinged leg over the other, and bats her eyes.
Righto, then the Charter Members like me who also use Dvorak keyboards look down our noses at the unenlightened QWERTY masses whilst we sip ambrosia and listen to the sweet music of Wagner and Beethoven.
‘Ey, I ain’t got nuffink against bein’ a Charter Member. Bit of a larf, innit? An’ you lot need us proper posh types around, give the place a touch of clarss …
Now, where’s that cigar? An’ I’ll ‘ave some port, too. In a straight glass. An’ with a cherry in it.
If 'e can 'ave a cherry in 'is port, I want one in me creme de menthe.
That ivylass is done up a bit, ain’t she? Bless.
Nice 'ere, innit?
Ah, the servants finally finished laying the tracks so the 1866-style locomotive could pull up to deliver my membership. At last, I can sneer at all you mere “charter members”.
takes a long puff on cigar wrapped in hundred-dollar bills
Oh, do shut up. You’re not the only one, you know. 
I preffered it in all its glory:
Straight Dope Science Advisory Board
So much better than SDSAB, I mean, that could stand for anything.
Sappy Doofus’ Saving Adultress Broads?
Oh! Oh! Pamela Anderson! Please say Pamela Anderson! Although Shania Twain is also pretty hot. And in a pinch, I guess Celine Dion would do…
I still say SDSAB is a misspelling of SDSOB.