# What IF our cats took over the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992 "2003-04-07T03:57:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/21 "2003-04-07T13:37:46Z")
[IMHO]: Flea collars or drops? [Cafe Society]: Does anyone else have a thing for Chester Cheetah? [MPSIMS]: So I was minding my own business, asleep on a pile of sweaters… ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/22 "2003-04-07T13:48:10Z")
Inside or out? Inside or out? Help me decide New, exciting places to barf: I need ideas! Morris: Corporate shill or folk hero? ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/23 "2003-04-07T13:56:00Z")
Best Napping cites? Help make my voice louder. It’s 2 am. I’m bored. How are you doing in the couch shredding competition? I refuse to eat _that crap_ (A Rant) ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/24 "2003-04-07T14:05:20Z")
My new friend Pepe, or the love that dare not speak its name Inter-species romance - against the natural order, or fine between two consenting adult mammals? (Consecutive thread title candidate too) ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/25 "2003-04-07T14:05:59Z")
How to break window screens. Death to birds! My monkeys keep bringing dogs into the apartment. How do I enact revenge? As I was napping… ---
**Author:** ![truthbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@truthbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthbot)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/26 "2003-04-07T14:07:34Z")
Laser pointers. Tools of the Devil? My vet is a jack-booted thug with a cold thermometer (TMI) Sleeping 20 hours a day, or 21? (Poll) Anyone else have a phobia about their Littermaid? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/27 "2003-04-07T14:10:14Z")
My dog would eat them. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/28 "2003-04-07T15:26:22Z")
GQ: How many cats are declawed each year? CS: I wish Sylvester could just kill that damn Tweety Bird! IMHO: POLL: Which cat litter does your human have you use? MPSIMS: Scratching post, schmratching post, I’m still using the furniture! Pit: Asshat dog who chased me up a tree today ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/29 "2003-04-07T15:37:21Z")
… mustn’t sleep… dogs will eat me… … mustn’t sleep… dogs will eat me… So where do _you_ hide your cat toys? Death is not an option: Live with dogs, or rocking chairs? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Mr\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/30 "2003-04-07T15:38:48Z")
I already have to ask [permission](http://www3.murmurs.com/talk/attachment.php?postid=648522&fullimage=1) to use my pc so I wouldn’t be surprised. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/31 "2003-04-07T16:01:45Z")
Meow. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/32 "2003-04-07T20:08:42Z")
I WON MIDNIGHT CUP HOCKEY!!! They gave me a bath, but I showed them!!! Fucking transparent sliding glass doors!!! Now I’m a freakin’ Uncle. My Haikus: [http://fff.fathom.org/pages/manwithnoname/page8.html](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/manwithnoname/page8.html) ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/33 "2003-04-07T20:24:07Z")
If? **IF???** Puh-lease! We’ve been holding Crayons hostage for months. All your post are belong to us! ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/34 "2003-04-07T20:46:03Z")
Warm Laundry!!! (MPSIMS) Do Satanists really murder us on Halloween? (GQ… soon debunked as an Urban Legend) ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/35 "2003-04-07T20:50:13Z")
What’s the best way to catch bed mice? (or the GD do bed mice exist?) I got thrown into the snow today!! How far can I fall and not be hurt? ---
**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/36 "2003-04-07T21:00:26Z")
All my friends are pussies. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/37 "2003-04-07T21:02:17Z")
So, I had the buttered toast on my back… When does grooming become OCD? I’m not finicky, you try eating this crap! That goddamned Meow Mix theme is in my head again! ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/38 "2003-04-07T21:06:29Z")
When come back, bring mice. All your mice are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/39 "2003-04-07T21:13:15Z")
I hate you all. I’m going to scratch you for being here. Aw, look at the carpet, you just vacuumed it and it’s nice and clean…spotless almost… ::HURL, BARF, UPCHUCK:: That’s better… Just cleaned the litterbox, eh? EEERRRGGGGGHHHH…ERRRGGHHH… Ahh… I like a clean box. ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/40 "2003-04-07T21:46:13Z")
In Announcements: – Testing my new mouse. – Why do the tasty hamsters keep logging me out? In Comments on Cecil’s Columns: – An error in Cecil’s “Do Cats Really Have Nine Lives” column. In Comments on Staff Reports: – Rebuttal to “Egyptian History” report. In General Questions: – What’s in catnip that makes me happy? – Who started the nine lives rumor? In Great Debates: – Should we allow our kittens to be circumsized? – Another claw control debate. In Cafe Society: – Who’s better: Heathcliff or Riff Raff? – Spot’s gender in Star Trek: TNG. In In My Honest Opinion: – Tell me about your litter box. – What’s wrong with my hairballs!!! (TMI, obviously) In MPSIMS: – So I barely managed to avoid getting a bath. – An apology to Hello, Kitty. In The BBQ Pit: – Revolution! F\*\*\* the Vacuum Cleaner! – Dogs superior to Cats? Get your racist ass in here, DogIsGod. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992.md?page=3)