# What IF our cats took over the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992 "2003-04-07T03:57:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/61 "2003-04-09T18:26:56Z")
MPSIMS: What IF our monkeys took over the SDMB? (well, _somebody_ had to do that) ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/62 "2003-04-10T03:08:19Z")
**Homercat** _tries three catnips_ …my claws don’t work no more so I sub-contracted out my paws to this tabby in Pittsburg who now does the scratching for me… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/63 "2003-04-10T04:23:45Z")
Your monkeys naked-what’s up with THAT? Why does Daddy pee in the Big White Drinking Bowl? How do YOU deal with guests who aren’t Cat People? I found out the hard way: the monkeys don’t like it when you pick their noses for them. ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/64 "2003-04-10T07:06:20Z")
MPISM’S: Throw the ball!! GQ: How do I get my master to throw the ball? GD: Shoud the ball be thrown short and high, or longer. IMHO: I deserve to have the ball thrown ATMB: How do I get the poster to throw the ball? PIT: I intend to continue barking and begging untill the asshats throw the ball? Oh wait! This is what a dog would post. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/65 "2003-04-10T19:14:29Z")
GD: String: Chase it or not? MPSIMS: How to drive the monkeys crazy. IMHO: How much do you sleep a day? Cafe Society: Is Morris hot or what? ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/66 "2003-04-10T20:42:58Z")
Rover “cleans” my litter box (TMI) Poll: Litter runts: eat 'em or hide 'em? Yippee! Daddy is taking my new kitties to a wonderful place called the Humane Society! How can I get in touch with my inner Hello Kitty? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/67 "2003-04-10T21:19:08Z")
Ask the gray guy! (volume XXI) My girlfriend’s in heat (long) How do you honestly feel about dating a calico? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/68 "2003-04-10T21:37:01Z")
How can I build up my leaping muscles? Non-lethal bird biting techniqes for longer play My favorite bottlecap, for now Why do we love flashlights? What’s worse, ear mites or the ear mite medicine? Catnip’s OK, but BEER!!! Oh, meow! ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/69 "2003-04-10T22:20:45Z")
**GQ** “Physics Experts: Do Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?” ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/70 "2003-04-10T23:01:47Z")
**BBQ Pit** : Neutered my hairy ass!! Nothing neutral about it! THEY CUT MY F\*\*\*ING BALLS OFF!!! **Cafe Society** : Tuna; let me count the ways! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/71 "2003-04-10T23:06:12Z")
Pit: To my vet-let’s stick a cold glass rod up YOUR ass and see how YOU like it! (Or Why Fluffy’s humans have to find a new vet) ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/72 "2003-04-11T01:02:07Z")
Cafe Society: Favorite Tunes The Clash’s “Should I stay or Should I go?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/73 "2003-04-11T14:00:09Z")
What do you mean, I can’t do a search on “cat”? ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992/74 "2003-04-11T15:39:57Z")
The Pit: those toys _do not_ belong to the Baby Monkey! they’re MINE! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-our-cats-took-over-the-sdmb/166992.md?page=3)