# What if the SDMB were . . . older? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 6, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056 "2007-12-06T18:34:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/21 "2007-12-06T20:20:23Z")
Ladies - Fashion Advice Needed! Whalebone or Steel? Tavern Wench didn’t put out - tip or no? Gin or Whiskey to stunt my lap dog puppies? (pictures!) Resolved: Sparing the rod makes ill-mannered children My neighbor doth covet mine ass - shall Jehovah smite him, or shall I stone him with stones? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/22 "2007-12-06T20:21:48Z")
Posted April 15, 1865 in **Cafe Society** by **Honest Abe** –My crazy wife is dragging me to the theatre tonight. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/23 "2007-12-06T20:27:40Z")
**General Questions** : How much leeway on the “rule of thumb”? **Great Debates** : Do menses make women incapable of critical thought? **Cafe Society** : Favorite books to burn? **IMHO** : Wood, small pebbles, gravy: What else floats in water? Followed later by… **MMPSIMS** : So we’re burning my neighbor tonight. **The Pit** : King George, Stop Taxing My Tea Damnit, I want my child labor back! ETA: And don’t forget the [lolcats](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/milk-curd.jpg) . ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/24 "2007-12-06T20:30:18Z")
[QUOTE=Mrs. Cake] My neighbor doth covet mine ass - shall Jehovah smite him, or shall I stone him with stones? [/QUOTE] Nitpick: What else could you stone him with? circa 2000 B.C. Is it improper for a gentlemen to post before or after a woman when she is unclean? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/25 "2007-12-06T20:33:19Z")
The Novel: Legitimate Artform, or Corrupting Influence on Young Minds? ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/26 "2007-12-06T20:35:12Z")
**My first Voyage at sea!!! What luggage should I bring on the Titanic?!?** **Why do all peasants like playing folk Music so loud?** **I Pit The wheel!!! most over rated technology… ever** **Shakespeare play 10/11 “Romeo and Julliet” (open Spoilers)** (Note the third post in the thread states how Will has jumped the shark and has sucked for the last few seasons) **Why do Peasants all smell badly.** **Poll: SHAKE OR BAKE… favorite playwrite?** **Witches spotted in Salem… will the left admit they were wrong?** **Madison lies again!!! War in Canada bogged down again with no end in site!!** **Why do Peasants eat only potatoes?** ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/27 "2007-12-06T20:38:36Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Haydn’s new symphony (#94): SPOILERS [/QUOTE] 😃 1957: The Sputnik launch was a hoax. 1798: The Alien and Sedition Acts - why does Thomas Jefferson hate America? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/28 "2007-12-06T20:40:28Z")
Posted Septemver 6, 2005 B.C. by **Hal Briston** :[Sex with sheep is fun.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640&highlight=sheep) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/29 "2007-12-06T20:42:24Z")
[QUOTE=CaerieD] **Great Debates** : Do menses make women incapable of critical thought? [/QUOTE] Actually, I think we debated that just last week. d&r ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/30 "2007-12-06T20:43:19Z")
Musicians - talk to me about harpsichords Fashion advice needed - Is you filet fluted or crenelated? Visagoths rape and pillage (RO) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/31 "2007-12-06T20:48:04Z")
1783: Manned flight - just a lot of hot air? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/32 "2007-12-06T20:49:51Z")
Posted October 7, 1914: Dopers \*\* Really Rosie\*\* and **JoeK** get married (with photographs). [And we hope to have a big, happy family.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Fitzgerald_Kennedy) ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/33 "2007-12-06T20:52:54Z")
Let’s rewrite ‘Pride and Prejudice’ in the style of one of the other Austen sisters! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/34 "2007-12-06T21:00:22Z")
I say to ye _again_ that the Papacy is corrupt and vile. We are **all** clergy and we are all baptized with the pages of the bible! Not the woodpulp, you miserable buggerers of your neighbors’ goats. But the word of Og is citeth there, and Og is my cite! Resolvedeth: The pontiff smells like an arse with an egg in it. Discuss… regards, Marty L. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/35 "2007-12-06T21:03:46Z")
Germ Theory: Yea or Nae? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/36 "2007-12-06T21:10:40Z")
Marty, are becoming a verse one trick pony than JDT. Vut’s wrong… did your mutter not cuddle you as a children? Sig ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/37 "2007-12-06T21:11:53Z")
**Despairing of having grandchildren: Daughter is almost 14 and shows no interest in marriage. What to do?** or **14YO daughter exchanging romantic correspondence with financially stable older gentleman in another state. How to arrange RL meeting?** ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/38 "2007-12-06T21:12:05Z")
Ask the hangman Ask the consumptive Ask the guy with melancholia Ask the guy who’s had a trepanation Ask the guy who’s been in the pillory ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/39 "2007-12-06T21:17:05Z")
First Thanksgiving…ever! Need recipes fast! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056/40 "2007-12-06T22:32:55Z")
Does the Holy Spirit proceed from the Father alone, or from the Father and the Son? Let’s settle this once and for all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-the-sdmb-were-older/429056.md?page=3)