# What if there was a test for posting in GD?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 13, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766 "2013-11-13T01:09:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/1 "2013-11-13T01:09:19Z")

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I was thinking along the lines of a test you can have certain posters take who are struggling with the whole concept of logical/argumentative fallacy. Point them to the logical fallacies list on Wiki and then give them something like [This](http://highered.mcgraw-hill.com/sites/007312625x/student_view0/chapter6/more_fallacies_quiz_ii.html) which they must pass before posting privileges will be restored.  
To Crazy? will it detract from the whole concept of fighting ignorance by making sure ignorance doesnt show up? could we perhaps make a new sticky with links to logical fallacies and cognitive biases and the already linked test?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/2 "2013-11-13T01:18:06Z")

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Also, they should have to swear undying allegiance to the Democratic Party.

And to Cecil.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/3 "2013-11-13T01:22:01Z")

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> [@Critical1](#):
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> I was thinking along the lines of a test you can have certain posters take who are struggling with the whole concept of logical/argumentative fallacy. Point them to the logical fallacies list on Wiki and then give them something like [This](http://highered.mcgraw-hill.com/sites/007312625x/student_view0/chapter6/more_fallacies_quiz_ii.html) which they must pass before posting privileges will be restored.  
> To Crazy? will it detract from the whole concept of fighting ignorance by making sure ignorance doesnt show up? could we perhaps make a new sticky with links to logical fallacies and cognitive biases and the already linked test?

What would be the fun of that? I think we WANT folks to give different view points, even irrational ones, since that gives us all something to do. Besides, sometimes you learn more by trying to explain to someone else what you are trying to convey, and sometimes you get a different perspective from someone who doesn’t know all of the steps in the logical fallacies dance.

So, I guess my opinion is this would be a bad idea.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/4 "2013-11-13T01:22:15Z")

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Isn’t this more of an ATMB thing? Hey, maybe we need a test to determine you know which forum to post topics in! 😉

As to the OP, no thanks. I don’t want to see any kind of test for posting here. I’m done talking tests! And most people wouldn’t want it. No one who truly wants to fight ignorance would agree to such a test. Besides, you know who else liked to test people?

Oh, and have you seen the price of butter in Denmark lately!?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/5 "2013-11-13T01:31:39Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I don’t want to see any kind of test for posting here. I’m done talking tests! And most people wouldn’t want it. No one who truly wants to fight ignorance would agree to such a test. Besides, you know who else liked to test people?

The Bridgekeeper in _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_. Perhaps anyone who fails the test can be cast out of GD and into The Gorge of Eternal Peril. 😃

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/6 "2013-11-13T02:55:58Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> The Bridgekeeper in _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_. Perhaps anyone who fails the test can be cast out of GD and into The Gorge of Eternal Peril. 😃

Green…no, blue! TWAAAAANNNNNGGGGG!

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/7 "2013-11-13T03:04:17Z")

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I like that idea better. All posters must be intimately familiar with the bridge keeper scene in Holy Grail.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/8 "2013-11-13T03:18:13Z")

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What is thy name?

_XT_

(Really?)

(_yeah, really_)

What is thy quest?

_To fight ignorance…and to get mess around when I should be working_

What is the polonium-210 half life ratio in the poisoned Arafat?

_Are you sure he was poisoned? The jury seems out on that one. Could have been clothes contamination or an error in testing methodology. Have you checked to see the results from the other parties that were sent initial samples? What was the chain of custody on his clothes? Those numbers seem awfully high to me for 8 years…he’s have have to have a huge ingestion for that much residue to still be in his clothes at this point._

Er…I don’t know. How do I answer so many pedantic points in so many directions at once…

TWAAAANNNNNGGGGG!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/9 "2013-11-13T03:18:30Z")

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> [@Critical1](#):
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> To Crazy?

To crazy what?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/10 "2013-11-13T04:01:41Z")

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How about a test that proves one knows the difference between “to, too and two?”

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/11 "2013-11-13T04:04:08Z")

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I think I’d settle for basic reading comprehension.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/12 "2013-11-13T04:59:00Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> How about a test that proves one knows the difference between “to, too and two?”

And tutu.

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/13 "2013-11-13T05:41:35Z")

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> [@XT](#):
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> What would be the fun of that? I think we WANT folks to give different view points, even irrational ones, since that gives us all something to do. Besides, sometimes you learn more by trying to explain to someone else what you are trying to convey, and sometimes you get a different perspective from someone who doesn’t know all of the steps in the logical fallacies dance.
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> So, I guess my opinion is this would be a bad idea.

This is kinda what I was thinking with the “To Crazy” part of the op. On the other hand it does get pretty old not being able to point some of these people to a nice guide and tell them to take a time out and educate yourself instead of continuing to embarrass yourself.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/14 "2013-11-13T06:10:18Z")

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You know, I’ve heard tell on more than on occasion, that some folks stay out of GD because of the intellectual snobbery that “supposedly” goes on here.

Gee, I wonder were one would get such a crazy idea like that?

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/15 "2013-11-13T12:51:27Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> How about a test that proves one knows the difference between “to, too and two?”

2 much work.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/16 "2013-11-13T12:56:28Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> Also, they should have to swear undying allegiance to the Democratic Party.

That’s a good chunk of the board blocked out then, since quite a lot of the people who hate the GOP also hate the Democrats (although not necessarily for the same reasons).

> [@](#):
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> And to Cecil.

Well, sure - that’s just good sense.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/17 "2013-11-13T13:01:14Z")

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Considering the quality of most threads in Great Debates the best solution would be to ask the poster to submit a request to somewhere like [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole_%28networking%29#Black_hole_e-mail_addresses) and wait for permission to post.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/18 "2013-11-13T13:23:35Z")

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Isn’t it like the joke about the qualifications for college football coach: smart enough to understand the game, but stupid enough to believe it matters?

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/19 "2013-11-13T14:07:29Z")

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> [@Critical1](#):
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> I was thinking along the lines of a test you can have certain posters take who are struggling with the whole concept of logical/argumentative fallacy. Point them to the logical fallacies list on Wiki

The point being that anyone who treats Wikipedia as a reliable source is deemed unfit to post in GD?

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-there-was-a-test-for-posting-in-gd/673766/20 "2013-11-13T15:10:32Z")

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> [@Critical1](#):
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> I was thinking along the lines of a test you can have certain posters take who are struggling with the whole concept of logical/argumentative fallacy. Point them to the logical fallacies list on Wiki and then give them something like [This](http://highered.mcgraw-hill.com/sites/007312625x/student_view0/chapter6/more_fallacies_quiz_ii.html) which they must pass before posting privileges will be restored.

There may be some people who “don’t belong” in GD, but if so, their problem goes a lot deeper than not knowing the names of a bunch of fallacies.

> [@](#):
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> To Crazy?

To crazy or not to crazy, that is the question.

(Is Gaudere’s Law one of the things you’d test them on?)

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