# What If You Came with a Label? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604 "2014-01-12T20:18:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/21 "2014-01-13T11:46:29Z")
Mine would say, “Object in mirror is larger than it appears.” ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/22 "2014-01-13T15:21:29Z")
No User-Serviceable Parts Inside Keep Out Of Reach Of Children ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/23 "2014-01-13T15:39:00Z")
Warning badgers are wild animals, do not attempt to domesticate!! ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/24 "2014-01-13T17:36:38Z")
**Mostly Harmless** ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/25 "2014-01-13T18:04:45Z")
**Nonfunctional at temperatures below 60 degrees Fahrenheit Toxic for most Republicans Requires lubrication from brewing company on regular basis** ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/26 "2014-01-13T18:08:09Z")
Warn children of the risk of dying from electric shock. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/27 "2014-01-13T20:13:41Z")
**Dangerous When Wet** ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/28 "2014-01-13T20:33:42Z")
**Batteries not included.** ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/29 "2014-01-13T21:06:50Z")
Enter at your own risk. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/30 "2014-01-13T23:25:08Z")
WARNING! Do Not Taunt! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/31 "2014-01-13T23:34:10Z")
For novelty purposes only. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/32 "2014-01-14T01:27:55Z")
Light fuse and get away Test on small area before use Use sparingly - a little goes a long way! Imperfections are normal and part of the finishing process Always assume this product is loaded Cape does not allow wearer to fly Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and cultural ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/33 "2014-01-14T02:22:39Z")
Intentionally mislabelled. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/34 "2014-01-14T19:36:34Z")
This space intentionally left blank. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_butterfly_s_ghost/32/3462_2.png) [@The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Butterfly_s_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/35 "2014-01-14T19:44:12Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > I long ago wavered, decided against and have regretted ever since not buying a t-shirt that was black with a very official-looking little technical warning label in the center of the chest. It read: > DON’T FUCK WITH ME. > I FUCK BACK. > > I guess, really, I don’t know where I would have ever worn it. But in varying degrees of politeness, it’s as close to a personal label as I can put into few words. I have a similar shirt that reads “Warning! Contains mild violence and frequent sex references”. We don’t have a dresscode and my boss just said “True” the first time I wore it to work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/36 "2014-01-14T19:57:08Z")
**May Contain Nuts** ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/37 "2014-01-14T20:57:41Z")
\*\*Warning: Explicit Lyrics / Statements / Thoughts / Actions Contents may have settled during shipment\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/38 "2014-01-14T21:10:43Z")
**Not Tested on Animals** ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/39 "2014-01-15T19:29:22Z")
Recalculating… ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/40 "2014-01-15T19:34:24Z")
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