# What If You Came with a Label?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604 "2014-01-12T20:18:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/41 "2014-01-15T19:35:36Z")

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100% organic and biodegradable.  
Do not dispose of in fire.  
Take internally.  
It is a violation of federal law to use this person in a manner inconsistent with his labeling.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-came-with-a-label/678604/42 "2014-01-15T19:58:51Z")

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[Actual Size!](http://store.xkcd.com/collections/things-to-go-on-things/products/actual-size-stickers)

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