# What if you were in charge of the SB Halftime Show?

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**Created:** [February 3, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-were-in-charge-of-the-sb-halftime-show/227271 "2004-02-03T01:55:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-were-in-charge-of-the-sb-halftime-show/227271/41 "2004-02-04T15:13:12Z")

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Janet Jackson would rip off my shirt.

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**Author:** ![Capri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Capri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capri)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-were-in-charge-of-the-sb-halftime-show/227271/42 "2004-02-04T15:45:59Z")

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An All-Star Salute to John Mapplethorpe

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-were-in-charge-of-the-sb-halftime-show/227271/43 "2004-02-04T15:58:40Z")

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> [@Fish](#):
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> StrongBad has a halftime show?

Strong Bad would probably reply (I think):

Of course I have a halftime show, man. I mean, someone as awesome as me can’t be awesome all the time. It’s usually just The Cheat holding some sparklers, though. I really don’t have the money to invest in an extravagantastic phenomenon. But I have thought of getting Strong Sad involved. Just think of it.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-were-in-charge-of-the-sb-halftime-show/227271/44 "2004-02-04T16:13:28Z")

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I always say, you can’t go wrong with ventriloquists.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if-you-were-in-charge-of-the-sb-halftime-show/227271/45 "2004-02-04T16:58:31Z")

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I’m thinking maybe a nice PG rated set from **Tenacious D**. Since that probably won’t happen, my next pick would be Rufus Wainwright and, of course, Beck. Not the sad _Sea Change_ Beck, but the raucous and curiously sexy Beck.

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