# What if????

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if/33559
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [September 18, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if/33559 "2000-09-18T02:42:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if/33559/1 "2000-09-18T02:42:44Z")

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How do you think history would have been different if George Washington had been born a horse?

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### Author: ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if/33559/2 "2000-09-18T02:51:04Z")

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The sick and starving soldiers of the Continental Army would have eaten him at Valley Forge. Without his leadership, we would have lost the Revolutionary War, and we’d be paying outrageous taxes on tea to this very day.

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### Author: ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if/33559/3 "2000-09-18T03:37:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Qadgop the Mercotan \*  
> \*\*How do you think history would have been different if Qadgop the Mercotan had not been born a horse’s ass? \*\*

Universal peace and prosperity for mankind.

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### Author: ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-if/33559/4 "2000-09-18T11:59:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by agisofia \*  
> \*\*The sick and starving soldiers of the Continental Army would have eaten him at Valley Forge. Without his leadership, we would have lost the Revolutionary War, and we’d be paying outrageous taxes on tea to this very day. \*\*

From what I remember, Washington was not a great tactical leader. We very well, might have avioded them taxes on tea anyhow.

Osip
