# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/301 "2004-03-10T06:08:29Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > _…looks around entire thread…_ > > What? No one said anything about me? > > _…slight quiver of lower lip, unusually glittering eyes, sound of pride and shame being crammed in to a wicker laundry basket and told to stay there…_ > DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! To me, you’re [this lady.](http://www.sisterstv.com/charley/images/jo13.jpg) She showed up a few times on Northern Exposure as a fiesty pilot, so… I know, I watch too much TV. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/302 "2004-03-10T06:43:31Z")
**Broomstick** looks like [this picture](http://tinyurl.com/33vsh) (warning - not work safe). **koeeoaddi** is either a Hawaiian surfer or Bugs Bunny (go figure). **seaworthy** has dark blonde hair, is in her late 20s/early 30s, spends her days at the helm of a big wooden ship, and has the soul of a wise old sea captain. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/303 "2004-03-10T07:39:05Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > **GingerOfTheNorth** is a female Dudley Do-Right. Bwa! and furthermore ha! Perfect! No Penelope on _her!_ Err… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/304 "2004-03-10T13:25:40Z")
**myrnajean** is probably not as old as I imagine her, but here goes. **myrajean** is a little old lady who dyes her hair silver, only it comes out with more of a bluish-purple tint. In the late evening she gets prank calls from silly teenage girls who say this " Myrna, your hair is purple" . ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/305 "2004-03-10T13:33:05Z")
**misstee** walks around wearing nothing but a t-shirt… all the time, in all kindsa weather . . . ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/306 "2004-03-10T16:58:49Z")
> [@dantheman](#): > > **misstee** walks around wearing nothing but a t-shirt… all the time, in all kindsa weather . . . Ha, wearing a sport bra and boxers right now-- no tee- shirt around.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/307 "2004-03-10T17:09:58Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > To me, you’re [this lady.](http://www.sisterstv.com/charley/images/jo13.jpg) She showed up a few times on Northern Exposure as a fiesty pilot, so… > I know, I watch too much TV. I’ve pictured her as Janine Turner (the regular fem pilot on _NE_, but with this huge zit on her face… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phedre_no_Delaunay)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/308 "2004-03-10T17:36:36Z")
**Sauron** , on just seeing the name, is a giant flaming eye. But after reading his posts, he looks like [this](http://www.lewisgrizzard.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/309 "2004-03-10T18:15:17Z")
> [@dantheman](#): > > **misstee** walks around wearing nothing but a t-shirt… all the time, in all kindsa weather . . . She seems to be the sexiest girl on the SMDB. Everyone’s image of her is as some sort of sex kitten. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/310 "2004-03-10T18:17:30Z")
Exactly! In fact, she’s almost a beauty-pageant winner. You know, **misstee** 2004, **misstee** 2005, etc. Wonder what her special talent is? ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/311 "2004-03-11T02:45:12Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > _…looks around entire thread…_ > > What? No one said anything about me? > > _…slight quiver of lower lip, unusually glittering eyes, sound of pride and shame being crammed in to a wicker laundry basket and told to stay there…_ > DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! DO ME! It occurs to me that you could get more than you bargained for by yellling "DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME " in a crowded room 😃 Anyway, I am kindof cheating, I have read lots of posts by you and have some idea of what you might look like. Okay, here goes… A very petite blonde, perhaps 40ish, with some “character” about your eyes and mouth. Very VERY light blonde hair. But you are NOT the “dumb blonde” looking type, more like a very serious journalist/PTA mom type. Very focused, hardworking, a little line between your eyebrows from concentrating and having a little frowing habit. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/312 "2004-03-11T02:56:46Z")
Sauron… I get the image of a well-muscled (but not muscle bound) good looking family man with a really wonderful personality that shows up on his face. Pcture a cross between Rob Petrie and the fonz or something. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/313 "2004-03-11T06:57:17Z")
> [@dantheman](#): > > Exactly! In fact, she’s almost a beauty-pageant winner. You know, **misstee** 2004, **misstee** 2005, etc. Wonder what her special talent is? I’m dying to find out. ---
**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/314 "2004-03-11T10:07:52Z")
OK I’ll give this a go… \*\*misstee \*\* - reminds me of that psycho girlfriend of Clint in “Play…4 Me” \*\*Lobsang \*\* - is a Himalayan climbing sidar who has adopted western tastes **Airman Doors** - brings to mind Milo Minebinder (sp?) from “Catch 22” \*\*pepperlandlady \*\* - for some reason brings up a picture of Paddy from Snoopy. \*\*Wintermute \*\* - is a Japanese computer geek \*\*Pravnik \*\* - is an eastern-European ex-disident author \*\*Bruce\_Daddy \*\* - is a foul-mouthed standup comic More later maybe… ---
**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/315 "2004-03-11T10:15:31Z")
Oh forgot about \*\*Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*\* who is obviously a really crap childrens entertainer with a big black cloak going “Ta-Raaaa!!!” to his unimpressed audience after every trick… sort of like a cross between Dick Dastardly (from the Wacky Races) and the English comic Tommy Cooper. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/316 "2004-03-11T13:35:44Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > I’m dying to find out. I’ll give you a hint : it’s not singing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/317 "2004-03-15T17:41:00Z")
**Spectre of Pithecanthropus** : I imagine a proto-human, either: 1. as a ghost -or- 1. holding a white cat, plotting to kill 007. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/318 "2004-03-15T18:50:51Z")
notquitekarpov- aspires to be like his hero, the Russian computer scientist Karpov Lobsang- Lobster who sings in Lojban Spectre of Pithecanthropus- a Chozu ghost from Metroid Prime ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/319 "2004-03-15T20:08:18Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I tend to see posters as attractive 20-somethings until they post personal information that shatters that illusion. Well, except for those who I have met - I visualize them as they were the last time I saw them. Thankfully, I’ve never seen a Doper in a ratty bathrobe sitting on a tattered recliner watching _Cops_ and swilling cheap beer. I couldn’t live with such a scruffy mental image. > Although that’s how I always see **swampbear** in my mind’s eye… :eek: There’s a spycam in my house! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/320 "2004-03-18T13:40:26Z")
> [@notquitekarpov](#): > > OK I’ll give this a go… > \*\*Bruce\_Daddy \*\* - is a foul-mouthed standup comic… Hey, fuck you! Ok, **notquitekarpov** is sitting over a chess board in a blazer, face in hands. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=17)