# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/381 "2004-03-27T01:38:55Z")
Aldebaran- very large, red-orange star with a surface temperature of 4000 K who has run out of hydrogen and is in the process of fusing helium into carbon… flamingbananas- a superhero in her mid 20s, wears a skimpy black leather outfit and a mask with two slits revealing bright red eyes. In her left hand she holds a flaming banana, in her right a decree on old parchment condemning a person standing in front of her to eternity in hell. Padmaraga- a city in Brazil ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/382 "2004-03-27T01:45:27Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > flamingbananas- a superhero in her mid 20s, wears a skimpy black leather outfit and a mask with two slits revealing bright red eyes. In her left hand she holds a flaming banana, in her right a decree on old parchment condemning a person standing in front of her to eternity in hell. Now THAT is me. Well…not really… I do think i would look look in a skimpy black leather outfit and mask relealing bright red eyes…if I do say so myself… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/383 "2004-03-27T01:48:02Z")
_grabs whip and black leather outfit_ Samantha by day… **FLAMINGBANANAS BY NIGHT!** ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/384 "2004-03-27T01:49:06Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > Now THAT is me. Well…not really… I do think i would look look in a skimpy black leather outfit and mask relealing bright red eyes…if I do say so myself… 😉 Then on second thought, I will do you. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/385 "2004-03-27T01:51:02Z")
Teeheeheeheeheeheee. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/386 "2004-03-27T03:10:35Z")
**Kilt-wearin’ man** - Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. **flamingbananas** - A gorilla from the [thread=242444]Gorillas.bas game[/thread] who hurls flaming (as opposed to exploding) bananas. > [@Lobelia Overhill](#): > > CITYBOY916 - lives on a farm and drives a tractor :eek: Not even close. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/387 "2004-03-27T04:29:09Z")
> [@Lobelia Overhill](#): > > _snip_ > > SANGUINE SPIDER - lives in the Batcave, has a HUGE computer with lots of blinking lights > [/SIZE] Well, I am sitting in front of a computer… ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/388 "2004-03-27T07:00:37Z")
> [@furt](#): > > > [@flamingbananas](#): > > > > DO ME! > > But I hardly know you. Does this really matter? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/389 "2004-03-27T07:04:18Z")
> [@Lobelia Overhill](#): > > [FONT=Comic Sans MS] > > DANTHEMAN - wears sunglasses indoors and looks mean :mad: :mad: :mad: 🆒🆒🆒 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/390 "2004-03-27T14:39:50Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > Does this really matter? Depends on how much tequila is involved. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/391 "2004-03-27T15:32:14Z")
> [@furt](#): > > **Kilt-wearin’ man** 45 year old divorcee who hangs out in bars and goes to Shriners’ meetings. > > Hey, you asked. Hey, wow, you got… …absolutely none of that right… 45 years old? Divorced? Shriners? OK, the bars I can see…but where did the rest of that come from? Shriners don’t wear kilts… …Shriners? Now, **Cityboy** ’s on track with the Groundskeeper Willie thing…he at least wears a kilt and likes the pipes! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/392 "2004-03-27T16:38:45Z")
**Kilt-wearin’ man** is 28 year old, brown haired punk rocker disguised as a respectable genetic engineer. He likes NASCAR and drinks busch light. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/393 "2004-03-27T17:10:11Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > **Kilt-wearin’ man** is 28 year old, brown haired punk rocker disguised as a respectable genetic engineer. He likes NASCAR and drinks busch light. Uh, that’s _me_! Except I’m a _software_ engineer. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/394 "2004-03-27T17:16:54Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#): > > Uh, that’s _me_! > > Except I’m a _software_ engineer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/395 "2004-03-27T17:27:45Z")
**The Great Zamboni** is a die-hard Canadian hockey freak who never misses a home-town game; his greatest ambition aside from playing in the NHL is to be a magician. **Aldebaran** is a college student who drives a Ford Perfect and has a gorgeous girlfriend. (I hope you’re male. Otherwise, my apologies.) ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/396 "2004-03-27T17:29:16Z")
Replace “Perfect” with “Prefect.” Preview played a trick on me. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/397 "2004-03-27T17:38:37Z")
“Do me!”, indeed. I am _seriously_ considering changing the title of this thread to “Virgins in heat post here!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/398 "2004-03-27T17:45:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > “Do me!”, indeed. > I am _seriously_ considering changing the title of this thread to “Virgins in heat post here!” Nuh-uh, dude. I got laid once. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/399 "2004-03-27T17:52:05Z")
Czarcasm- a Czech Republician in his mid 20s, messy brown hair, idealistic, works for a small software company on the verge of creating a revolutionary new concept in wireless networking with a s-hachek in it’s name. Coldfire- a man made of ice with black, blue and purple flames burning all over his body. UncleBeer- a man in his 40s, with a large beer belly and a hearty laugh. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/400 "2004-03-27T17:53:36Z")
By “Czech Republician”, I mean someone from the Czech Republic, not a Republican of Czech ancestry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=21)