# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/401 "2004-03-27T18:01:10Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > _grabs whip and black leather outfit_ Samantha by day… **FLAMINGBANANAS BY NIGHT!** Well _this_ thread sure moved on since I last visited… ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/402 "2004-03-27T19:32:13Z")
Thats what you get when you mix Dopers and vodka. 😉 just kidding 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/403 "2004-03-27T22:32:26Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > **The Great Zamboni** is a die-hard Canadian hockey freak who never misses a home-town game; his greatest ambition aside from playing in the NHL is to be a magician. Wow. I wish I could get into hockey like that. I’m not Canadian, and I really don’t want to be a a magician. I don’t know how I managed to concoct this, but **Nightwatch Trailer** is a guard for Area 51 who lives (actually hides out) in a small camper next to the Black Mailbox. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/404 "2004-03-27T23:01:32Z")
> [@The Great Zamboni](#): > > I don’t know how I managed to concoct this, but **Nightwatch Trailer** is a guard for Area 51 who lives (actually hides out) in a small camper next to the Black Mailbox. Man, I wish. How cool would that be? Unfortunately, the reality of my life is much more mundane. I had to steal my name from a movie (and if you know the movie, give yourself a cookie). I can see **Really Not All That Bright** sitting in front of a monitor in his underground lab, sniggering at the brilliance of his idea to use his screen name to lull the world into a false sense of security before unleashing his Master Plan. **flamingbananas** …I’m not gonna touch that one. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/405 "2004-03-28T02:25:30Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > I can see **Really Not All That Bright** sitting in front of a monitor in his underground lab, sniggering at the brilliance of his idea to use his screen name to lull the world into a false sense of security before unleashing his Master Plan. Couldn’t you have kept that one between us? A quick e-mail might have sufficed. You might even have found a place in my cabinet. Next to the liquor or cups, probably… but now, you must **pay**! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/406 "2004-03-28T03:04:22Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > Couldn’t you have kept that one between us? A quick e-mail might have sufficed. You might even have found a place in my cabinet. Next to the liquor or cups, probably… but now, you must **pay**! As long as you are not giving my _under_ the desk job away, I am ok with working with **Nightwatch Trailer**. Speaking of **NwT** , he is a big, mean guard at a ladies mental instution. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/407 "2004-03-28T03:25:13Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > **Kilt-wearin’ man** is 28 year old, brown haired punk rocker disguised as a respectable genetic engineer. He likes NASCAR and drinks busch light. Hmmm…you got the brown hair right, and I kinda like some punk… **Misstee** is a curvy, energetic redhead who is definitely too young for Kilt-wearin’ man to be caught noticing (jailbait?) but _yowza…_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/408 "2004-03-28T03:44:10Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > **Misstee** is a curvy, energetic redhead who is definitely too young for Kilt-wearin’ man to be caught noticing (jailbait?) but _yowza…_ ::: checks drivers license :::: It says date of birth is 08/27/1977. Yep, I am legal. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/409 "2004-03-28T03:57:46Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > Yep, I am legal. Well, then, I’ll do you too. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/410 "2004-03-28T04:36:35Z")
> [@myrnajean](#): > > Aaaaaaugh! I’m griefstricken!! > Thats what happens when you get stuck with a name from the 40’s! > No, I’m just barely 40 years old, auburn hair, green eyes, and I look pretty much just like I did in my highschool ID, except for the extra 25 pounds I added. Since I started at 125, most of it I needed anyway. If it makes you feel any better, I pictured you as an old fashioned “glamour star” ala Marilyn Monroe (Myrna Jean, NORMA Jean). ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/411 "2004-03-28T04:52:33Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > Hmmmm… I see FairyChatMom as a attractive mother in her early 30s, with 2 little girls. > > I see CecilAdams as a very handsome man, tall and in nice clothes, with a british accent and a Harvard or Yale collage degree. > > Now then. DO ME! A lovely spanish woman who dances the merengue with said flaming bananas as a headpiece, ala “Chiquita Banana”. ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/412 "2004-03-28T05:26:51Z")
Okay. I have a great one. It just occured to me. Stand back! _drumroll_ Annie-Xmas: Carol Kane from _Scrooged_! “How about a **TOASTER?!** ” _ **WHAM** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/413 "2004-03-28T20:40:55Z")
> [@The Great Zamboni](#): > > Wow. I wish I could get into hockey like that. I’m not Canadian, and I really don’t want to be a a magician. > > I don’t know how I managed to concoct this, but **Nightwatch Trailer** is a guard for Area 51 who lives (actually hides out) in a small camper next to the Black Mailbox. With a name like Zamboni, the hockey imagery just works. Y’see, **The Great Zamboni** wears full hockey gear, with the addition of a sparkly gold turban and a cape. He can tell your future - as long as your future includes checks, cross-checks, high-sticking, iceing, or (if you’re lucky) a hat trick or two. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/414 "2004-03-28T20:44:09Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > ::: checks drivers license :::: > It says date of birth is 08/27/1977. > Yep, I am legal. 🙂 Hmmm…how _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/415 "2004-03-29T06:35:59Z")
**Horseflesh** - a really sweet guy who used to post here. Miss ya! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/416 "2004-03-31T11:07:22Z")
I can never visit this post often enough- what a hoot! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/417 "2004-03-31T11:36:29Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > **Opal** - Anyone every seen the movie Dark Crystal? She reminds me of the girl Gelfling… Brilliant film! You can get it on DVD now, hurrah! ---
**Author:** ![myrnajean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@myrnajean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myrnajean)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/418 "2004-03-31T16:50:53Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > If it makes you feel any better, I pictured you as an old fashioned “glamour star” ala Marilyn Monroe (Myrna Jean, NORMA Jean). Yes, Myrna Loy x Norma Jean Oh thank you darlink… ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/419 "2004-03-31T21:27:45Z")
Even before I saw **vunderbob** ’s post, I was thinking: **flamingbananas** – A pastry chef at a fancy French restaurant, whose specialty is a sundae flambe. Oh, and she can play bass quite well, though she prefers shortstop. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/420 "2004-03-31T21:32:16Z")
Well i spose the chef thing is close. I can make some mean desserts. And I don’t know much about bassball, but I can play bass guitar pretty well 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=22)