# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/421 "2004-04-01T01:28:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Tir Tinuviel The lesser-known elven great-great-grandniece of Eärendil. ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/422 "2004-04-01T01:52:13Z")
What? Still no image of NVME? 😕 I’m off to sulk. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/423 "2004-04-01T02:47:45Z")
> [@Nvme77](#): > > What? Still no image of NVME? > > 😕 I’m off to sulk. You’re a cute girl who thinks she’s hotter than she really is, a la Paris Hilton. You do that hip-swaying thing when you walk, though, which really _is_ hot. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/424 "2004-04-01T02:53:40Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > You’re a cute girl who thinks she’s hotter than she really is, a la Paris Hilton. Isn’t that sort of a compliment/insult. I mean, she is pretty, but quite the slut. At least I am a demon french chef that wears skimpy black leather outfits 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/425 "2004-04-01T02:57:23Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > Isn’t that sort of a compliment/insult. I mean, she is pretty, but quite the slut. > > At least I am a demon french chef that wears skimpy black leather outfits 😉 Hey, I was just saying what I _pictured_ her(?) looking like… and you can’t do yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/426 "2004-04-01T04:29:36Z")
_Wow. That is me._ ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/427 "2004-04-01T07:49:48Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > and you can’t do yourself! So I wasted my money on [this](http://www.ripnroll.com/menscream.htm)? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/428 "2004-04-01T13:35:55Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > So I wasted my money on [this](http://www.ripnroll.com/menscream.htm)? Well, I guess no one will have any trouble imaging Yookeroo. I’m off to pry my eyes out with a fork. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/429 "2004-04-01T13:57:26Z")
**Yookeroo** – A guy who has trouble typing with one hand, his username should be **yankeroo**.😉 how you _doin?_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/430 "2004-04-01T13:58:47Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > how you _doin?_ Got me sooo excited I couldn’t even do the _doin?_ right. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/431 "2004-04-01T14:02:44Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > Got me sooo excited I couldn’t even do the _doin?_ right. I think I may need some alone time now, **Yookeroo**. _doin’_ _doin’_ ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/432 "2004-04-01T14:38:09Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > Hey, I was just saying what I _pictured_ her(?) looking like… and you can’t do yourself! _stamps foot_I **did not** do myself. Those were 2 past things about me. _pouts_ ---
**Author:** ![Faucet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faucet)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/433 "2004-04-01T19:29:31Z")
Did you steal my screen name or did I steal yours? I go by this name on another message board too. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/434 "2004-04-01T20:15:21Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > I think I may need some alone time now, **Yookeroo**. > > _doin’_ > > _doin’_ Seems like you need more practice with that one-handed typing. Don’t worry, it gets easier…even with your weak hand. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/435 "2004-04-02T00:43:01Z")
**Nvme77** is a strange process you see when looking at Task Manager out of boredom, and you wonder “What the hell is Nvme77? Damn it, it’s probably spyware. I really need to get AdAware or something.” ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/436 "2004-04-02T14:15:46Z")
> [@Faucet](#): > > Did you steal my screen name or did I steal yours? I go by this name on another message board too. Nope. You stole my name. Wow. This thread is already into the 400s. Did it ever make Threadspotting? I like emekthian’s image of nvme77. I have a different one, though. nvme77 is a government form. Some very obscure form that enables emu farmers to claim the total weight of their emus’ poop versus the weight of the emu food that went into the emus as a tax deduction to be used against the cost of installing a new septic tank. But nvme77 dances around and sings, ala School House Rock. But, emekthian is a creature from D&D. They resemble the tarasque, but much smaller, say, twice the size of a gnoll. They are a distant cousin of the minotaur, but more intelligent with limited magical abilities. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/437 "2004-04-02T15:10:24Z")
**Faucet** is a spigot with a brass handle. **Chicago Faucet** is a spigot that has been exposed to the harsh lake-effect winters for several years, and has become very rusty. ---
**Author:** ![jellytoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jellytoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellytoes)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/438 "2004-04-02T15:31:44Z")
**Mangetout** Two images come up whenever I see his screen name. The first one is a woman standing at her from door telling her **man** to “ **Get out**!” with _I Will Survive_ playing in the background. The second image is a very large french man in front of a buffet stuffing his maw. They both distract me so much I forget to read his posts. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/439 "2004-04-02T15:38:27Z")
**Jellytoes** has always struck me as someone who enjoys having her feet worshiped. Or maybe leaving a sticky trail when barefoot… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/440 "2004-04-02T17:24:56Z")
**Jelly Toes** - A very pretty teen girl wearing purple, lime green, and light blue striped toe socks. She also wears sparkly jellish flip flops. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=23)