# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/441 "2004-04-03T02:16:17Z")
Jellytoes’ toes are made of the same material that the blobs that inhabit the Great Bay Temple in LOZ:Majora’s Mask are. > [@](#): > > But, emekthian is a creature from D&D. They resemble the tarasque, but much smaller, say, twice the size of a gnoll. They are a distant cousin of the minotaur, but more intelligent with limited magical abilities. Limited magical abilities? _Limited magical abilities!_ I’ll show _you_ limited magical abilities! Dark forces, I summon you to me. Make Chicago Faucet’s bank introduce a new expensive checking account fee within the next six months. Amniat xesçusi pan lebeth ilianîce, s’au secingawri… ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/442 "2004-04-03T02:28:33Z")
**jellytoes** are purple, squishy and edible yum yum **Mangetout** Is a smoky jazz player in sepia tones **Chicago Faucet** Is a monopoly player and likes to play with feet **emekthian** is like Mr. Spock except has a much softer, smoother voice **scuba ben** is shy- come out of the water, scuba ben!! **Really Not All That Bright** _"your a shining star, no matter who you are, shining bright to see…_ ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/443 "2004-04-03T04:21:05Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Limited magical abilities? _Limited magical abilities!_ I’ll show _you_ limited magical abilities! Dark forces, I summon you to me. Make Chicago Faucet’s bank introduce a new expensive checking account fee within the next six months. Amniat xesçusi pan lebeth ilianîce, s’au secingawri… Oh. My. God. I ended up bouncing two checks just yesterday. The amounts that I bounced were 3 and 5 dollars. A pack of cigarettes and a hoagie that hit my account minutes before my paycheck was direct deposited. The check bouncing fee? 70 dollars. emekthian cursing me? Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/444 "2004-04-03T15:49:55Z")
Wow! Never piss of Emekthian! **Emekthian** is a great sorcerer. Please, Your Excellency, spare me! ---
**Author:** ![jellytoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jellytoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellytoes)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/445 "2004-04-07T13:41:12Z")
Rockin’. Thanks for the visuals of my screen name guys! You made my day. And, for the record, sometimes I do leave a stcky trail behind me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/446 "2004-04-07T20:03:40Z")
Guess I’ll have to come up with a few before someone will come up with one for me (hint, hint, nudge, nudge): **Diogenes the Cynic** —A thirtyish Greek man with a lantern **monstro** —a petite black woman in her mid-twenties who’s a huge fan of 50’s sci-fi/horror movies (especially the Ray Harryhausen stop-motion type) **BellaDellaItalia** —A classic Italian beauty, sort of a Sophia Loren type ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/447 "2004-04-08T04:28:42Z")
In **Angel Heart** ’s chest, there is a miniature version of the TV vampire Angel. He rythmically expands and contracts, and blood vessels are connected to his skin all over his body. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/448 "2004-04-08T14:50:32Z")
Since this has already been done quite a lot, I’ll only add the one that way far sticks out in my mind… For some reason, **flamingbananas** , comes across as a mix of the _spirit_ behind the characters from the Hanna-Barbera show The Banana Splits (imagine that!) and the Sour Grapes messenger girl who sporadically appeared on there. I have no idea why, but there you are. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/449 "2004-04-08T18:56:23Z")
**Angel Heart** - young (I assume female), maybe early 20s with blonde hair parted down the middle. Hmm… all usernames that have the word “angel” seem to remind me of a young blonde. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/450 "2004-04-08T20:19:40Z")
> [@zoogirl](#): > > **Northern Piper** is a slim, fairyish girl, wearing a moss green cape and a small hat with a feather. She is playing a little flute. [**Piper** hastily checks under kilt] Whew. Nope, virtual image does not match reality. And screw that “little flute” [pulls out Great Highland Bagpipes and lets loose with assorted doublings, birls and grips.] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/451 "2004-04-09T15:07:00Z")
**Flamingbananas** is involved in a monkey riot. The monkeys could be throwing flaming poo. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/452 "2004-04-09T16:34:01Z")
> [@The Great Zamboni](#): > > **Flamingbananas** is involved in a monkey riot. The monkeys could be throwing flaming poo. _throws flaming poo_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/453 "2004-04-09T16:35:39Z")
Quote: Originally Posted by The Great Zamboni Flamingbananas is involved in a monkey riot. The monkeys could be throwing flaming poo. > [@flamingbananas](#): > > _throws flaming poo_ Cheer up! You couldd be male, and your testicles could be on fire! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/454 "2004-04-09T16:39:50Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Cheer up! You couldd be male, and your testicles could be on fire! > 😃 _With flaming poo in hand, **flamingbananas** hunts for male monkeys_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/455 "2004-04-09T16:41:47Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Cheer up! You couldd be male, and your testicles could be on fire! > 😃 OUCH!!! I do not wish flaming testicles on anyone. well, maybe this one guy…but that’s story is for a completely different thread ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/456 "2004-04-09T16:51:34Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > well, maybe this one guy…but that’s story is for a completely different thread Here here! I don’t wish flaming testicles on ALL guys, but there are a few where they need that…still they might not even HAVE any. Still, completly different stories for a completely different thread ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/457 "2004-04-09T17:52:45Z")
BellaDellaItalia is a young, hot, Italian, female scholar of Classical Latin who irritatingly pronounces it like church Latin. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/458 "2004-04-09T21:05:20Z")
**BellaDellaItalia** is the young, cartoon woman on the left, in the white dress. [![](http://web.iwebcenters.com/lasvegasspeedracers/images/BJTItalian.jpg) ](http://web.iwebcenters.com/lasvegasspeedracers/images/BJTItalian.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/459 "2004-04-09T22:33:05Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > I do not wish flaming testicles on anyone. Hm. So _that’s_ why it hurts when I pee… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/460 "2004-04-10T04:15:58Z")
**Lobsang** - the gay guy from the B52’s who doesn’t actually sing. Rather he just calls out lyrics in that annoying “I’m gay!” voice. Not implying \*_Lobsang_ is gay, just got a mental pic of the B52’s guy from his moniker. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=24)