# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/461 "2004-04-10T04:17:26Z")

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A pox upon my coding skills… bleh! :dubious:

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/462 "2004-04-10T17:41:50Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> _throws flaming poo_

“Dr. Livingstone, the monkeys are rioting! What shall we do?”  
“Ignite the bananas, and take up our fireproof poo shields.”

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/463 "2004-04-16T02:33:10Z")

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**Mangetout** makes me think of [Matter-Eater Lad](http://members.shaw.ca/legion_roll_call/legionnaires/matter-eater_lad/).

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/464 "2004-04-16T13:11:02Z")

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> [@Northern Piper](#):
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> **Mangetout** makes me think of [Matter-Eater Lad](http://members.shaw.ca/legion_roll_call/legionnaires/matter-eater_lad/).

That’s a nasty thing to say about anybody. 😉😃

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/465 "2004-04-16T13:40:58Z")

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I see fairy chat mom as a middle aged woman sitting in a wooded glade, wearing a blue dress, aluminum foil wings and deelyboppers, and holding an aluminum foil magic wand, surrounded by school kids similarly attired, all talking animatedly.

Really a lot of imagery from a screen name, but there it is.

And when I refer to my wife as Mrs. Evil Captor, I see the sweet little old lady from the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons walking around in a dungeon saying, “Oh, dear, let me adjust your chains.”

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/466 "2004-04-16T14:07:03Z")

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**Ginger of the North** makes me think of a black and white etching of a Scandanavian kinda woman’s face with a pug nose and pigtails floating above a Canadian village kinda scene. It’s a very strong visual image and I wonder where the heck it came from.

Along the same lines, **Js\_Africanus** makes me think of an old woodprint of a scholar in robes surrounded by parchment maps and such.  
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Annie-Xmas\*\* – I’ve got her hopelessly confused with Annie Sprinkle, and the image i see is hence not fittin’ for a family-style board.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/467 "2004-04-16T20:31:20Z")

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I can’t believe I read the whole thing.

AND, nobody said what popped instantly into my mind when I read the thread title! The one Doper who I have a very clear mental image of. \*\*Fairy Chat Mom \*\* is Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents, complete with the voice. I even hear it when I read her posts.

Okay, now who knows what a dung beetle looks like?

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/468 "2004-04-16T20:40:49Z")

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Try as I may, I can’t think of a single image to represent **Dung Beetle**. Your name is just a tad too vague…

Okay, maybe a member of a band that parodies the Beatles? I’m coming up empty here.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/469 "2004-04-16T20:40:57Z")

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> [@Dung Beetle](#):
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> Okay, now who knows what a dung beetle looks like?

I always picture the beetle from A Bug’s Life.

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**Author:** ![Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patricinus_Scriblerus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/470 "2004-04-16T20:47:22Z")

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I always pictured \*\* Ginger of the North\*\* to be a 30-something from Edmonton, I don’t know why Edmonton comes to mind but it does… Maybe there is something in my past about females named Ginger from the ‘City of Champions’.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/471 "2004-04-16T20:59:56Z")

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**BAH! 10 FREEKIN’ PAGES AND NO ONE MENTIONS _ME_!!!**

\<_sniff_\> I’m just gonna go sit in a corner here and weep…

Also, FWIW - I’ve met **GingeroftheNorth** and she looks _EXACTLY_ like Hello Kitty. Only taller.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/472 "2004-04-17T03:40:34Z")

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> [@Evil Captor](#):
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> **Annie-Xmas** – I’ve got her hopelessly confused with Annie Sprinkle, and the image i see is hence not fittin’ for a family-style board.

So, post it. This isn’t a family style board, and far worse things have been on here.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/473 "2004-04-17T03:42:00Z")

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BTW, **Evil Captor** , I noticed your post count. There is no way you have missed the worst of this board.

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**Author:** ![Antnee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@Antnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antnee)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/474 "2004-04-17T03:51:03Z")

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> [@Faucet](#):
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> …I go by this name…

I think of long feathered locks… Farrah Faucet…and American Standard

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/475 "2004-04-17T06:58:23Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> **BAH! 10 FREEKIN’ PAGES AND NO ONE MENTIONS _ME_!!!**
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> \<_sniff_\> I’m just gonna go sit in a corner here and weep…

Okay, hey, I’m new. I’ll bite.

Lessee, **alice\_in\_wonderland** , hmmm… wait… wait… blanking out completely-- oh there it is!

**alice\_in\_wonderland** : Linda Lavin hanging around at one of those funky side-show carnivals.

That’s all I got, sorry. You were expecting a blond chick in a blue dress chasing a rabbit? Well, that’s a tidbit obvious! 😛

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/476 "2004-04-17T18:10:31Z")

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C’mon, **Alice in Wonderland.** The classic pen and ink from the Lewis Carroll stories. No way around it.

[Linky-link-link.](http://www.20kweb.com/clipart/alice_in_wonderland_03.gif)

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/477 "2004-04-17T18:24:32Z")

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> [@The Great Zamboni](#):
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> So, post it. This isn’t a family style board, and far worse things have been on here.

yeah, but there’s a two-step link. If you’re curious, do a Google image search, turn off filtering, type in “Annie Sprinkle” and you’ll see LOTS of images of her. I like the one where she’s a Hindu goddess. But what really comes to mind is a cheesy Playboy photo when she was doing a one-woman show where she’d bring a speculum onstage and let some audience members look at her cervix, live and in person.

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/478 "2004-04-18T03:21:48Z")

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**Tentacle Monster** is that octopus sort of big boss from Monsters, Inc.

**FairyChatMom** is a sweet-faced sort of middle-aged woman who makes everyone around her feel instantly comfortable, and serves them tea.

**Aldeberan** is a handsome Arabic-looking sort of guy, but scornful.

**EddyTeddyFreddy** is mid-thirties, tall, slim, cute, and has shortish curly brown hair.

**Mangetout** shows the effects of his habits.

**Lobsang** is a rather British looking lobster.

**FlamsteretteX** is rather pretty, in her twenties, and writes nasty flames. (I have no idea of the truth of that - it’s what I get from the name).

**furt** looks like a furt. 😃

**Eve** looks and acts like Miss Manners, with a little Dorothy Parker thrown in.

As the holder of one of the most mundane names around here, do I evoke any images whatsoever?

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**Author:** ![chefIL11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chefIL11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chefIL11)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/479 "2004-04-18T03:57:53Z")

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okay, okay, what about mine?

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/480 "2004-04-18T04:13:20Z")

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Cinnamon Girl- a girl about 20 years old, with a cinnamon bun in the place of her genitals

Johnnyt27- a teenage boy with messy blond hair

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