# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/481 "2004-04-18T04:33:48Z")
**AvhHines** : definitely female, I can say that much. A hardcore Declaration of Independence devotee. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/482 "2004-04-18T15:53:18Z")
I know that heā€™s been ā€˜doneā€™ repeatedly before, but I think youā€™re all wrong about Master Wang-Ka. Heā€™s tall, wears a black rubber superhero costume with a VERY large bulge at the front, and has just accepted an emergency assignment from the Scottish government to **single-handedly** tackle the national sperm donor crisis. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/483 "2004-04-18T16:28:42Z")
> [@AvhHines](#): > > **furt** looks like a furt. Yes, but what\* kind\*? ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/484 "2004-04-18T16:40:09Z")
> [@furt](#): > > Yes, but what\* kind\*? A totally frank ā€˜furtā€™??? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/485 "2004-04-18T16:53:36Z")
> [@furt](#): > > Yes, but what\* kind\*? small, round (well, ovoid really), bouncy, taupe-ish in color, silent and stealthy in movement. You know, standard model furt. ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/486 "2004-04-19T05:20:53Z")
Me!! Me!! Do me, do me!! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/487 "2004-04-19T05:36:21Z")
> [@gouda](#): > > Me!! Me!! Do me, do me!! Youā€™re _obviously_ a giant block of cheese. Your legs are wrapped in that wax stuff that Edam and mini-Babybels come in, and you have olives for eyes. Donā€™t ask me how you type with cheese arms. Your keyboard must be really icky. ---
**Author:** ![Sisyphus\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sisyphus\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sisyphus_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/488 "2004-04-19T10:39:19Z")
Nah, gouda is not cheese at all. Gouda is an elastic cord that has been covered with superglue and then, glitter, glitter and glitter. Gouda shimmers, shines and radiates - a warm and glowing personage, is gouda. Love ya, gouda! ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/489 "2004-04-19T12:10:00Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > Youā€™re _obviously_ a giant block of cheese. Your legs are wrapped in that wax stuff that Edam and mini-Babybels come in, and you have olives for eyes. > > Donā€™t ask me how you type with cheese arms. Your keyboard must be really icky. Dunno if ā€˜Kath and Kimā€™ is on TV in the USA - But I think Gouda is like their **statue of Baby Cheeses** - a religious icon made from mini cheeses held together with cocktail sticks. Anyone got a clue what Iā€™m like?? ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/490 "2004-04-19T12:25:46Z")
> [@gouda](#): > > Me!! Me!! Do me, do me!! Nah, you arenā€™t cheese! You are one of the creatures from the first Zelda Game, Orcarina of Time. You are one of the creatures from Dongongoā€™s Cavern. Possibly a lizard, or bat. **ZombiesAteMyBrain** is Jessica Simpson. just kidding ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/491 "2004-04-19T12:37:09Z")
[QUOTE=flamingbananas] **ZombiesAteMyBrain** is Jessica Simpson. Am I?? Whoā€™s she??? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/492 "2004-04-20T13:21:11Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Dunno if ā€˜Kath and Kimā€™ is on TV in the USA - But I think Gouda is like their **statue of Baby Cheeses** - a religious icon made from mini cheeses held together with cocktail sticks. > > Anyone got a clue what Iā€™m like?? Iā€™m reminded of an adult anime called ā€œAdventure Kidā€ which features sex-crazed zombie rapists whose skulls have holes in them through which you can see brains. Donā€™t know why the creators thought that would be erotic, but thatā€™s what your screen name brings to mind. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/493 "2004-04-20T13:42:20Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Cinnamon Girl- a girl about 20 years old, with a cinnamon bun in the place of her genitals Um, are you just supposed to lick the icing or is it okay if you chew the muffin as well? ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/494 "2004-04-21T00:08:52Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > Iā€™m reminded of an adult anime called ā€œAdventure Kidā€ which features sex-crazed zombie rapists whose skulls have holes in them through which you can see brains. Donā€™t know why the creators thought that would be erotic, but thatā€™s what your screen name brings to mind. WOW - Is that really what Iā€™m like - a sex-crazed zombie rapist with holes in my skull ā€¦ scary stuff ā€¦ erotic, on the other hand ā€¦ ??? ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/495 "2004-04-21T03:39:30Z")
> [@](#): > > Nah, you arenā€™t cheese! You are one of the creatures from the first Zelda Game, Orcarina of Time. You are one of the creatures from Dongongoā€™s Cavern. Possibly a lizard, or bat. Minor nitpick: Orcarina of Time is not the first Zelda game. Itā€™s the 5th. Unless someone went back in time and prevented The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link, A Link to the Past, and Linkā€™s Awakening from being made, and Iā€™m the only one who retains knowledge from the former timeline. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/496 "2004-04-21T06:35:56Z")
Yā€™know I really should do vanity searches more often. From way back on page 2 > [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > **Obsidian Flutterby** is dressed in Goth-type black, complete with black wings, and is often confused. Well black does creep into my wardrobe fairly often, and I do get confusedā€¦ sometimes šŸ˜› I only wish I had black wings though _sighs_ ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/497 "2004-04-21T06:55:34Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Cinnamon Girl- a girl about 20 years old, with a cinnamon bun in the place of her genitals Damn, now youā€™ve got me picturing myself as that chick in the commercial that walks out of the bakery with the buns on her ass. ā€œYou are what you eat.ā€ Too true, dammit. > [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Um, are you just supposed to lick the icing or is it okay if you chew the muffin as well? :eek: Oh my! :eek: Lemme tell ya something. The muffin is only marginally good, but the bands of cinnamon in the middle and the icing are what itā€™s all about! šŸ˜‰ ā€¦mmmmā€¦cinnabonā€¦get yer grey matter outta the guttah! ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/498 "2004-04-21T06:56:48Z")
I like Cinnzeo cinnamon buns myselfā€¦ or homemade šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/499 "2004-04-21T07:11:52Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Dunno if ā€˜Kath and Kimā€™ is on TV in the USA - But I think Gouda is like their **statue of Baby Cheeses** - a religious icon made from mini cheeses held together with cocktail sticks. > > Anyone got a clue what Iā€™m like?? There was a game for the SNES way back called _Zombies Ate My Neighbors_, with a playable character who was a [sorta skatery kid with 3-D glasses on](http://www.nintendoland.com/home2.htm?reviews/snes/zoombies.htm) and a black T-shirt. (scroll down a couple inches after clicking the link). Youā€™re him. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/500 "2004-04-21T20:18:17Z")
When I think of **Soapbox Monkey** I see a guy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=26)