# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DeaganTheWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DeaganTheWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeaganTheWolf)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/41 "2004-02-12T00:30:10Z")
Hmmmm… **Shodan** Is definetly a shogun samurai who sits in his pagoda and glares at his underlings. **Sanguine Spider** Is a hottie from the cover of a conan the barbarian novel, complete with metal breast-cups and spear. **Mangetout** is a sort of strange amorphous cloud of mange that floats about. **Eats Crayons** Is a small short-haired little girl in the bunny hat from the milk commercial. **AirmanDoorsUSAF** Is a metal door in a military outfit with arms and legs. He places himself in the way of things and you have to go through him. **Fairy chat mom** Is Glenda the good witch. **Shibboleth** is a creeping monster of destruction from a H.P. Lovecraft novel **DiogenesTheCynic** is a small terrier who wears a fez. **Chicago faucet** for some bizzare reason is a anthropomorphic toilet. **Smeghead** is a mass of entrails that talks. **Guinistasia** has always struck me as rapunzel. **Tentacle monster** Is too naughty to describe. **Phlosphr** is a a cloud of sulphur and other mysterious elements of alchemy. Any takers on me? ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/42 "2004-02-12T00:37:31Z")
SanguineSpider reminds me of the spider-looking boss in Metroid Fusion (sorry!). The one you fight after the reactor core goes down and the doors all stop working. hybrid\_dogfish is a brown daschund head and upper torso with the lower torso and tail of a salmon. I picture Ninja Chick as a hot teenage girl who wears all black for some reason. Big Bad Voodoo Lou is a wolf with a Louisianan accent who lives in the Louisiana Bayou. Or on Monkey Island 🙂 Eats\_Crayons is a mischevious twenty-something year old woman with red hair. dutchboy208: about 16, studious (is that a word?) , smart, white guy. Smeghead is a 30something white male with the head of a penis instead of a normal human head. :eek: Emekthian is the large capital city of an aincent empire ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/43 "2004-02-12T00:39:05Z")
I’ll take you, Deagan: 30ish male, steady and calm personality. Not cute, but possibly handsome. Kinda proffessor-ish, so well educated. Dark hair, medium build. As for FairyChatMom, I see a woman, short and pudgy, short and curly (fluffy?) dark or reddish hair, two kids, a girl and a boy that you love dearly. (Dont’ ask me where these came from, just first impressions based soley on names) _casts out her own fishing line_ ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/44 "2004-02-12T00:48:42Z")
**Lynn Bodini** looks like my friend Lynn **Smeghead** looks like Lister **Johnny LA looks like any guy in a '66 mustang convertable on PCH** \*\*Eats\_Crayons \*\* looks like my daughter when she was two **Roadwalker** ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/45 "2004-02-12T00:54:12Z")
I imagine **FairyChatMom** as some crazy, demented pixie using her tiny feet to press keys on the keyboard and generally causing well-meaning havoc around the place. ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/46 "2004-02-12T01:09:30Z")
**Ponder Stibbons** looks like [this](http://www.ie.lspace.org/books/whos-who/stibbons.html), of course. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/47 "2004-02-12T02:13:38Z")
In my mind, **lieu** bears a passing resemblence to [this guy](http://www.mediocreminds.com/03q3/misc/pcs/triumph.jpg). Maybe it’s the poop fixation. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/48 "2004-02-12T03:53:46Z")
**Dantheman** : brisk, snappy dresser, self-confidence to burn; likes fedoras and snapbrims; probably plays the sax; human version of a frisky dachshund. **Duck Duck Goose** : once she gets the kids off to school, relaxes in a comfy dressing gown and fuzzy slippers to surf the Dope and Google obscure issues. **xash** : small pile of animated ashes; probably of non-Earthly origin; uses telekinisis to work the keyboard. **Lynn Bodoni** : would fit in well in the Legion of Super-Heroes; her LoS-H costume is probably a mixture of golds and ambers; super-powers include the ability to transmute nearly any type of food into chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/49 "2004-02-12T04:07:59Z")
> [@DeaganTheWolf](#): > > Hmmmm… > B]Eats Crayons\*\* Is a small short-haired little girl in the bunny hat from the milk commercial. Actually, I’m a small _long_-haired little girl wearing big bunny _slippers_… meh, close enough. I’ve no idea why, by I kinda picture **DeaganTheWolf** as the Nicodemus from the Rats of Nimh. I know, I know, wrong animal. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/50 "2004-02-12T04:23:22Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Big Bad Voodoo Lou is a wolf with a Louisianan accent who lives in the Louisiana Bayou. Or on Monkey Island 🙂 Just add a suit or a retro bowling shirt and you’re damn close– **I GAR-RON-TEE!** ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/51 "2004-02-12T04:35:16Z")
Yes, that suits **lieu** exactly! Perfect fit! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/52 "2004-02-12T04:37:18Z")
Someone grab me the Neosporin… these metal breast cups are digging into my skin ☹ … and watch the spear, folks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/53 "2004-02-12T15:53:22Z")
**Eats\_crayons and Grey** - What do you mean glowing??? An yeah…I wear wool sox with the birks on occasion. Even with Jeans when the mood strikes… A few more for posterity: **Lighting Tool** - always wearing black, mysterious theater crewmember type. **Libertarian** - slightly punchy chess café type…great conversationalist, just don’t ask about God type individual. **Johnny L.A.** - ex-valley-yuppy-sports-guys-guy type. Throw in a smattering of fun-intelligent techy-ish personality… **Opal** - Anyone every seen the movie Dark Crystal? She reminds me of the girl Gelfling… ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/54 "2004-02-12T16:11:02Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > **«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™** (you’d better believe I copied that!:D), you’re name conjures up a piece of delicious, perfectly-done, piping hot tempura bobbing to the top of a wok full of hot oil. Delicious! Transfering that to a person, I get some one who’s a bit frazzled, a lot crazy in the best possible way, and a lot of fun! > > CJ Thanks **Seige**! Thats pretty close, at least the crazy part. 🙂 p.s. Just plain old **Deep Fried** is fine. I’m not picky and I know its a bitch to code… ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/55 "2004-02-12T16:37:43Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > **Eats\_crayons and Grey** - What do you mean glowing??? > > An yeah…I wear wool sox with the birks on occasion. Even with Jeans when the mood strikes… Phosphor and Phlosphr just naturally merge in my head. I blame the engineering degree. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/56 "2004-02-12T16:47:55Z")
I got wooshed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/57 "2004-02-12T17:22:32Z")
There was a thread about this some time ago-- I am too lazy to search for it so here goes. **Lurkmeister** a shy 35ish male who spends all of his free time reading every post in every forum. **Idle Thoughts** someone who reads threads, thinks about what to post, and never posts. **Ringo** gotta be a rock star. 🙂 **Rabid\_Squirrel** drools a lot **roadrunner70** has really long legs, runs very fast, always gets away from the coyote. **green\_bladder** has to spend a lot of time in the bathroom. He should really see a doctor. **DaddyTimesTwo** is a young man running around trying to keep up with two kids in diapers, wondering if he will get a shower in by 4 pm. He lives for 9pm when the kiddies are in bed. **Tapioca Dextrin** Pudding eating champ of whatever state he is from. **Bruce\_Daddy** I am not sure if I can post what comes to mind when I see his screen name. So I won’t 😉 **NoClueBoy** doesn’t have a clue, but he is looking for one. Try over here -------------------------\> **av8rmike** is a stunningly handsome pilot. **Mikie** – I want to ask him if he really likes it. **l love Me Vol, l** is very clever-- the name reads the same forbellward and backward. **belladonna** is a beautiful dancer. **Ruby** is a young girl who smiles a lot, her eyes shine. **Lobsang** used to sign karaoke in the bars, until he quit drinking. **look!ninjas** is a thin, brunette who wears black, and could kick my ass. **Casey1505** would be a lot of fun at a party. **Greywolf73** graduated or got married in 1973 – I am not sure which. I debate it often in my own head. Well, not really often, but when I see the user name, I do wonder about the 73. **donkeyoate** – very clever. 🙂 **picunurse** is a very loving and very caring person. **Caugth@work** exactly what was he caught doing? Do I really want to know? Does he have a web cam? **Anonymous Coward** is too much of a chicken to show up at any dopefest I attend. **imthjckaz** name pretty much says it all, not that he/she really is, its just what I think when I see the name. **Tinkertoy** is someone who likes to play with very simple toys. **SixSwordS** is who I would want to protect me if I am going to be lost in the woods. **t-keela** makes me want to sing, even though I can’t sing. **BJMoose** - makes me chuckle. What a name. 🙂 **raz** reminds me of my favorite drink Bacardi Raz[sup]tm[/sup], which I love. Wow, that got long. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/58 "2004-02-12T19:51:38Z")
**Mangetout** is the caterpillar in the Antz movie. Sorry, really sorry, but it fits. That little bug eats _everything_! At least when I thought you were Magnetout the name reminded me of high voltage motors or supercolliders or something. **Phlosphr** is a wise man in a toga. The name for some reason brings to mind phosphorus more than phosphor. Could be red phosphorus or even a phosphate, hence no glow. **misstee** that other thread must have left a lasting impact on me because I still see you as a redhead in a straw hat drinking sweet tea. 😃 **belladonna** looks like Stevie Nicks. Still think **Lobsang** is actually Zoidberg, but now we also have another poster going by the name Zoidberg so it gets confusing. **Casey1505** just has to be a DJ. Don’t ask me why but **Lynn Bodoni** looks blonde to me. **hybrid\_dogfish** is a sea raven. Yup, wrong fish. **dutchboy208** : still the boy on the side of a paint can, sorry. **Chefguy** is the chef character on that TV show. What’s his name, Bork Bork? ---
**Author:** ![CloudCar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@CloudCar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CloudCar)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/59 "2004-02-12T20:02:08Z")
**Guinastasia** The icon she uses on the message boards @ [theforce.net](http://theforce.net) **AirmanDoorsUSAF** Jim Morrison wearing a flak jacket **DiogenesTheCynic** Slartibartfast ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/60 "2004-02-12T20:45:11Z")
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