# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/61 "2004-02-12T21:16:57Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> I picture **JuanitaTech** as yelling funny stuff from a convertible who’s front end is bouncing up and down.

I _wish_ it was a convertible!

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/62 "2004-02-12T21:36:35Z")

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> [@luluBahrain](#):
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> Please someone do mine. Unless all you come up with is a blank.

**luluBahrain** - a little girl in a black burka holding a lollipop in one hand and a rainbow colored umbrella in the other. In the distance a camel spits…

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/63 "2004-02-12T21:47:13Z")

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ooohhh, thanks. I like that.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/64 "2004-02-12T22:46:33Z")

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> [@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™](#):
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> **luluBahrain** - a little girl in a black burka holding a lollipop in one hand and a rainbow colored umbrella in the other. In the distance a camel spits…

That’s pretty much what I had, but I’d also put her in a tutu, so the top half is the burqa, but the bottom half is ballet. Something comfortingly incongruous in that image. And their should be palm trees, isn’t Bahrain a bit of an oasis? (At least in contrast to Dhammam or Al Khobar or anyplace in “the Kingdom”)

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/65 "2004-02-12T23:02:01Z")

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Yes, there definitely are tons of palm trees in Bahrain. I also think I should be standing next to the water as it is an island. Thanks you guys. I wish I could paint now. Wouldn’t that be a cool picture?

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**Author:** ![Beltane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@Beltane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beltane)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/66 "2004-02-12T23:08:42Z")

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Ok, so do I remind anyone of a pole?

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/67 "2004-02-12T23:27:37Z")

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:Wistful: I don’t suppose someone would like to give me a try?

CJ

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/68 "2004-02-12T23:37:13Z")

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> [@Beltane](#):
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> Ok, so do I remind anyone of a pole?

I always assumed you were Irish. 😃

**Beltane** Although I know it is a festival of summer, it always makes me think of some ingredient in toothpaste. I don’t know why…

New Colgate Plus with the whitening power of Beltane!!

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/69 "2004-02-12T23:47:07Z")

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> [@cityboy916](#):
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> **Phlosphr** is a wise man in a toga. The name for some reason brings to mind phosphorus more than phosphor. Could be red phosphorus or even a phosphate, hence no glow.
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> **belladonna** looks like Stevie Nicks.
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> **Chefguy** is the chef character on that TV show. What’s his name, Bork Bork?

**Phlosphr** is the wise man on top of a mountian.

I agree about **belladonna** (Stevie Nicks) and **Chefguy**. It’s the Muppet who’s the Swedish Chef. “Bork, bork, bork!”

:::sits next to **Siege** :::  
No one wants to try us, I guess.

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/70 "2004-02-12T23:47:52Z")

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> [@Siege](#):
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> :Wistful: I don’t suppose someone would like to give me a try?
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> CJ

]b]Siege\*\* is of course one of those huge wooden battering rams complete with the gigantic curled horns.

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**Author:** ![Buran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Buran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buran)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/71 "2004-02-13T00:14:24Z")

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Well as a newbie, giving people do preconceptions, just wondering what is pictured from my username. 😃

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/72 "2004-02-13T00:16:27Z")

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**Master Wang-Ka** (and where has he been lately?) appears in my mind looking rather like [Hagrid](http://www.florin.it/harry/film/hagrid.jpg) of _Harry Potter_ fame. Big, kinda burly, with unkempt hair and beard.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/73 "2004-02-13T01:39:14Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> **Master Wang-Ka** (and where has he been lately?) appears in my mind looking rather like [Hagrid](http://www.florin.it/harry/film/hagrid.jpg) of _Harry Potter_ fame. Big, kinda burly, with unkempt hair and beard.

Okay, this is horrible since the first thread of his I recall reading had something to do with men’s thong underwear. Now I’ve got a mental image of Hagrid in nothing but a leopard skin thong. Maybe that would work for me if I was into big, burly men, but alas, I’ve scorched my third eye blind!

Who else was moaning about not being “done”? Lessee, **Midwinter** is a thoughtful guy on a park bench, sort of like Aqualung, feeding pigeons in the dull light of a winter’s afternoon. I gotta go with **«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™** ’s assessment on **Siege**. He («Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™ himself) I picture as that kid who works at the Krusty Burger, the one whose voice cracks whenever he talks, “Do you want fries with that, sir?” **Bibliocat** is a late 50s hep cat, complete with beret and dark glasses, whose normal abode is an antiestablishment left coast bookstore. **Beltane** makes me think of a lighter circling the Washington beltway, which is a bit odd. Also, for reasons unknown to me, I get a nice jazz riff coming from the stereo of the car he’s driving.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/74 "2004-02-13T02:07:00Z")

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Why am I not surprised to be mentioned here, not once but _twice_?

I picture **Diogenes The Cynic** to be a bit like a guy living in a barrel, asking the king to kindly step out of his sunbeam.

That _is_ the famous Greek cynic, right? No offense meant to DtC.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/75 "2004-02-13T03:48:19Z")

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How could I have almost 3,000 posts, yet be so anonymous I never get mentioned in threads like this? Maybe I’m just unpopular. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/76 "2004-02-13T04:51:48Z")

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> [@Lizard](#):
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> How could I have almost 3,000 posts, yet be so anonymous I never get mentioned in threads like this? Maybe I’m just unpopular. :dubious:

**Lizard** makes me picture a lizard.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/77 "2004-02-13T05:10:19Z")

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**Siege** - a dark and vicious horde attacking the castle walls. _“Have fun storming the castle.”_ I know your female but this is what I see.

**Bibliocat** - a Chesire cat sitting up in a tree reading some large, leather-bound books with some Harry Potter style glasses on the tip of its nose.

**NoClueBoy** - I don’t know why but I sometimes picture the “Where’s Waldo?” guy when I see your name. _ducks_ No throwing rocks!

**OpalCat** - on a previous thread of similar content, I mentioned she reminds me of some hostess in an opium den. Very seductive.

**Blonde** - reminds me of a super hero… _“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Super Blonde!”_. I picture a statuesque blonde woman with a cape, a mask, and waves upon waves of flowing hair.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/78 "2004-02-13T06:33:18Z")

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> [@Lizard](#):
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> How could I have almost 3,000 posts, yet be so anonymous I never get mentioned in threads like this? Maybe I’m just unpopular. :dubious:

You make me think of a big lizard dude sitting in a chair and typing carefully with unweildly claws/hands.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/79 "2004-02-13T07:12:37Z")

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> [@Beltane](#):
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> Ok, so do I remind anyone of a pole?

You remind me of a hearing aid. Oh, sorry; that’s **Beltone…**

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/80 "2004-02-13T07:24:32Z")

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> [@Lizard](#):
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> How could I have almost 3,000 posts, yet be so anonymous I never get mentioned in threads like this? Maybe I’m just unpopular. :dubious:

I just got done reading Jimmy Buffett’s short story, "_Off to See the Lizard_, so you reming me of a couple whacked out sisters from Alabama who run a greasy spoon.

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