# What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557 "2004-02-11T00:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/141 "2004-02-15T00:03:24Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > :Wistful: I don’t suppose someone would like to give me a try? > > CJ I’m sure they would, but what does that have to do with this thread? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/142 "2004-02-15T00:07:23Z")
If you picture me, just picture me ice skating while holding hands with the **Seige** and **'nilla** , a great big smile on my face. **Vanilla** ’s little boy is skating rings around us but has on the goofiest sweater I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/143 "2004-02-15T00:11:21Z")
wrong! My son (nor I) can iceskate to save our lives. But I pictured NoClueBoy as somewhat like Greg Kinnear(he really looks like Brad Pitt)😉 I used to picture EatsCrayons as Johnny Rotten but when I saw her pic, I was soooo wrong! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/144 "2004-02-15T00:13:18Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > I just can’t. > > :::: blushes ::::: > > Well, maybe after a few more drinks. I bet it has something to do with spanking. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/145 "2004-02-15T01:11:42Z")
> [@dantheman](#): > > I bet it has something to do with spanking. We’re spanking **misstee** now? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/146 "2004-02-15T01:17:30Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > We’re spanking **misstee** now? Well, I think we ought to - don’t you? It just seems right, somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/147 "2004-02-15T01:36:44Z")
> [@dantheman](#): > > Well, I think we ought to - don’t you? It just seems right, somehow. I’ll get the cuffs and the bonus equipment… _scurries off with an empty shopping cart_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/148 "2004-02-15T04:06:34Z")
I think this maybe the first time I have ever had _two_ dopers wanting to spank me. :::: blushes somemore ::::: ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/149 "2004-02-15T05:54:14Z")
> [@Sinshine](#): > > **scout1222** is a small man, gifted at travelling noiselessly through the underbrush as he tracks his quarry, ahead of the army. I’ve met **Scout** several times. Interesting observation. At least you got the “small” part right. 😃 **Ukulele Ike** I picture as a medium height older gentleman with gray hair and a tattered corduroy jacket carrying a small instrument case. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/150 "2004-02-15T06:05:52Z")
My turn!!! MY Turn!!! MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/151 "2004-02-15T06:10:01Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > I think this maybe the first time I have ever had _two_ dopers wanting to spank me. > > :::: blushes somemore ::::: Won’t ask how many times just one doper has wanted to 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/152 "2004-02-15T06:23:33Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > :::: blushes somemore ::::: So, what you’re saying is that your cheeks are already red. Someone spanked you right quick. ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/153 "2004-02-15T21:48:47Z")
torie - I think of Tori from Saved by the Bell. SkipMagic - I think of a middle-aged guy skipping on a sidewalk carrying a magic 8 ball. Roadwalker - I think of some really skinny guy with long legs and clown shoes (not unlike I picture I drew in fifth grade). Dewey Cheatem Unhow - I think of Mr. Dewey from Saved by the Bell. Dread Pirate Jimbo - I think of Wesley from The Princess Bride. Priceguy - I think of Bob Barker. gex gex - I think of Dino from The Flintstons. spooje - I think of a little boy squeezing a tube of frosting (spooje being the noise it makes) Larry Mudd - I always picture Larry from Perfect Strangers, perhaps splattered with a little mud on his pants leg. Otto - I think of Otto the Autopilot from Airplane! (And I think of the scene where Elaine manually inflates him) MrSarcasticus - I picture a cat. It sounds like a name for a grouchy cat to me, like aww, Mr. Sarcasticus, so gwumpy today. Will scwatching behind youw eaws hewp? Lord Ashtar - I think of Ash from The Evil Dead (specifically when he says, “This is my boomstick.” CanvasShoes - I picture a moose wearing tennis rackets on his feet. I’m sure you look nothing like this in real life. SnoopyFan - I picture Snoopy wearing headphones and a t-shirt. Don’t know why. pepperlandgirl - I picture a little girl with pigtails, about 5, walking on a life-sized candyland board, holding a pepper shaker. Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - I always misread Tricor as Terror and think of Count Chocula. I know what’s coming next. “I picture Grasshopper as a girl born in the '80s who watches too much t.v.” ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/154 "2004-02-16T13:38:37Z")
> [@Grasshopper](#): > > Priceguy - I think of Bob Barker. OK… why? And who’s Bob Barker anyway? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/155 "2004-02-16T13:52:38Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > OK… why? And who’s Bob Barker anyway? Bob Barker is the host of the long-running U.S. game show “The Price is Right.” Whenever I see your name, I hear Johnny Olson saying, “Come on DOWN!” (also from the show). ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/156 "2004-02-16T14:01:40Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > \*\* ShibbOleth \*\* I see as wearing a big cable knit sweater, green corduroys and walking down an irish road You should know that I had to go out and buy some corduroys just because of this. Thankfully they were quite reasonable at Costco. I already have some cable knit sweaters, although I’ve not been to Ireland, but will probably have a business meeting there in May or June. There’s a distillery there that’s a big customer of ours. ---
**Author:** ![Blown\_Injected](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@Blown\_Injected](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blown_Injected)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/157 "2004-02-16T14:14:07Z")
I don’t know, but what would \*\* 1920’s Style Death Ray \*\* look like? Name registered before “the thread” that went totally mad. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/158 "2004-02-16T14:20:13Z")
> [@Blown & Injected](#): > > I don’t know, but what would \*\* 1920’s Style Death Ray \*\* look like? > > Name registered before “the thread” that went totally mad. **1920’s Style Death Ray** is a 32 year old man, who really, really digs Sci-Fi. He wears glasses, has 4 computers in his apartment that is located in his mothers basement. Having said that, I do not remember reading any of his/her posts. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/159 "2004-02-16T15:30:25Z")
> [@Blown & Injected](#): > > I don’t know, but what would \*\* 1920’s Style Death Ray \*\* look like? > > Name registered before “the thread” that went totally mad. **Blown & Injected** is, in my mind, being blown and injected. Please let me know if you’re a boy or a girl so I should know which section of the pornshop that is mind this should be filed in. **1920’s Style… Ray** in my head is dressed in white spats, a zoot suit, and is carrying a gat (which shoots death rays, of course). I may be off by a decade or so there, but that’s the way it goes. **Misstee** is missing her t-shirt in my head, which she was wearing with her white cotton panties. Too bad for her, lucky for me. 🙂 This is in more the PG or R section of my head, not in the XXX section like B&I. (Ray is filed under Gangster/Sci-Fi films). ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557/160 "2004-02-16T21:27:00Z")
Interesting…the pictures people have of me in their heads isn’t that far removed from reality… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-images-can-you-surmise-from-other-dopers-screen-names/228557.md?page=9)